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I regret to inform the world that I am still kickin' it in middle age.
A group of rich old men was sitting at an outdoor table I was walking by this morning (I work in an affluent neighborhood). I overheard them teaming up on one who was like, "maybe the global warming thing is real, like it's the ozone or so…
Sometimes I have terrible ideas that I wanna get out there mostly for fun, but also as a warning.
Today's Bad Idea:
Testosterone Gummy Supplements:
"Chews Violence"
"We asked Billionaires what their plans are for the next decade..."
"The smoke in the air will meander through the sky on Friday, worsening conditions in some areas and improving them in others." - NYTimes
Has anyone else noticed more and more of NYTimes' writing makes no sense? Smoke never improves air qu…
It's hard to do the math, but I'm pretty sure that a much more effective way to exert influence would be to forget about 'buy nothing days' and talk of 'general strikes'... and instead to organize a mass coordinated 'retirement savings pau…
I don't know what to do about the volume of meetings. I'm supposed to be doing nuts-and-bolts work, but my calendar keeps getting crammed with meetings. Like, I'm down to one or two 'two hour blocks' a week sometimes. I haven't showered or…
Getting sleep is amazing. Why didn't anyone tell me about this?!
(Everyone told me about this)
It is not normal for 1-2% of the stock market to rotate in and out of one sector every day based on fickle news stories. The Big Pool of Money is anxious.
Imagine careening carelessly through this world on an 11% charge, pretending that you're not going to be cursing your lack of executive function in an hour.
I have outfitted several people with wireless chargers, and I have come to the conclusion that if a person is insufficiently motivated to charge their phone with cables, they will be just as insufficiently motivated to charge wirelessly. I…
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