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Drowning my grief at my crush's happy marriage in some instant noodles.
But not so much grief I can't rep the Motor City with my cool muscle car shirt.
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A little ashamed I've been stalled on how to solve a weird edge-case that was creating overlapping bounding boxes, for several days.
Took a shower, intentionally switched which part of my DID system was fronting, made a nutella-filled crepe, came back with the freshest perspective I can psychologically manage, and solved it in 30. Also invented a new (to my self-taught ass) way to use a "for x in
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A little ashamed I've been stalled on how to solve a weird edge-case that was creating overlapping bounding boxes, for several days.
Took a shower, intentionally switched which part of my DID system was fronting, made a nutella-filled crep…
Had that wide eyed, manic look I get when I'm so close to solving a problem I've been puzzling over for days.
I only do it when nobody is around, so it's rarely an issue, but I think I spooked the cat by making momentary eye contact with h…
Some day, I will stop finding myself chasing after unavailable people, but today was not that day.
Drowning my grief at my crush's happy marriage in some instant noodles.
But not so much grief I can't rep the Motor City with my cool muscle car shirt.
15% disappointed my most recent crush turns out to be married, and specifically to a nonbinary person.
Almost worse that he's married to a nonbinary person though. It was a possibility!
Alas...
Was in a mood for a shonen show, and decided to finish Boku no Hero Academia.
There were definitely some moments there, but they really did just spend 2 and a half entire Seasons on one big fight at the end, there.
Not beating the dog-coded allegations.
While trying to find a way to call a mostly-deaf dog in, I learned that I can hear a dog whistle.
Its not *very* loud to me, but it's still physically unpleasant in the same way a human whistle blowing in my ear is.
And I'm really thankful I have friends with me, working our ways through our stuff alongside each other, best we can.
It's always better to break down in a ride share than when driving on your own, because there's more pairs of hands to g…
In a place, where I'm trying to process grief and fear into fuel.
Right now, it's like burning diesel in a leaky old engine that sometimes gets oil in the mix. Stinks, and makes a mess.
Still moving, though. One day at a time.
To be fair, I don't think it's unique to these careers.
It's more a problem of the "kill the host you've been parasitizing and escape" phase of terminal-stage capitalism.
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