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Ok well played Valetudo! I was updating my robot vacuum as I stumbled upon the new "AI assistant" in Valetudo and instantly thought WTF don't do this to me! But turns out bots name is obviously Eliza (it won't tell you though) :pixelheart:
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Hmm, was gibts denn heute zum Essen? Moment, ich frag kurz meinen ISP. Im Ernst #magenta ?? Ich zieh jetzt in den Wald... #aibullshit
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No you didn't... Why doesn't it say "couldn't deliver because I have too many f..ing parcels to deliver today" I would be perfectly fine with that, but straight lying into my face that I wasn't at home (work from home is a thing these days btw) is just not cool at all. #rant
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Ok well played Valetudo! I was updating my robot vacuum as I stumbled upon the new "AI assistant" in Valetudo and instantly thought WTF don't do this to me! But turns out bots name is obviously Eliza (it won't tell you though) :pixelheart:
Off to Graz #glt26 #glt2026
Not sure if I build myself a dystopian bubble on fedi or I really live in this dystopian dumpsterfire :blobcatthinking:
Looking at you #mozilla
I just laughed way louder than should late in the evening :no_AI_logo: :blobcatgiggle:
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Hmm, was gibts denn heute zum Essen? Moment, ich frag kurz meinen ISP. Im Ernst #magenta ?? Ich zieh jetzt in den Wald... #aibullshit
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Going to bed with a proprietary product and waking up in their proprietary cloud? #bambulab
If the solution is 777, it is still broken...
No you didn't... Why doesn't it say "couldn't deliver because I have too many f..ing parcels to deliver today" I would be perfectly fine with that, but straight lying into my face that I wasn't at home (work from home is a thing these days…
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