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At the gas station there is a tube that empties condensation from their AC unit.
Even with the record summer heat, the little water droplets combined with the shade has allowed a tiny moss forest to grow on the gravel
#mosstodon #moss
1 views
Two completely unrelated news stories.
Nothing to see here, move along people :blobfoxboopglare:
#ai #aibubble
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Aug 19latest
7
Avg engagement / post
1–6
Typical post (engagement)
8.4%
Engagement vs followers
30/100
Variable reach
Dec 2025
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 1 and 6 likes + reposts (median 2) — reach is spiky, driven by the occasional post that pops.
🔥 Top post: At the gas station there is a tube that empties condensation fro · 35 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
4.3 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.1×
Follows 693 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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At the gas station there is a tube that empties condensation from their AC unit.
Even with the record summer heat, the little water droplets combined with the shade has allowed a tiny moss forest to grow on the gravel
#mosstodon #moss
We owe so much to 9-slice scaling in UI design over the last few decades
#ui #gameDev #GameBoy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9-slice_scaling
If you find yourself flat out of fucks to give, I'll lend you this one:
(Ϳ°-°)Ϳ <(fuck!)
Its a tiny one but it should serve you well.
Ok so they do have MTE capability, they've just decided to launch with it disabled completely for what reason???
I seriously can't wait to see if we get to the motive why.
Don't just silently enable it in a future update, let us know what…
People are just straight up paying for google nodes now. I mean who in the ice cold fuck forks over hundreds for a phone that is literally (not even altruistically) controlled by google.
You are paying to have an AI own your damn phones p…
Two completely unrelated news stories.
Nothing to see here, move along people :blobfoxboopglare:
#ai #aibubble
RE: https://mstdn.plus/@privacynews/117180974285154870
Cutting MTE and banking on only quantum-safe computing is more stupid than ballsy, and I'm willing to bet that they did it for the sake of having AI features render slightly faster
>I'm just going to chill out and write a short story.
* 4000 words and 5 days later
>How the hell do I end this thing?!?!
A really interesting article on the origins of blogging, going as far back as the 1500's to trace its roots
https://brennan.day/a-450-year-history-of-blogging/
I hope you know that if you accidentally swallow a watermelon seed, an entire watermelon will grow in your stomach. A vine will probably pop out of your mouth and everything.
As a digital minimalist, one of the projects I've followed for some time now has been Low Tech Magazine, which has really taught me how to do more with less.
Their site runs entirely on a solar powered single-board computer. You can even …
A.I. is:
- Affirmatively Incorrect
- Astonishingly Inaccurate
- Astoundingly Incompetent
- Abolishing Intellect
- Astronomically Inadequate
- Accosting Interoperability
- Amplifying Insecurities
- Assuring Inconsistencies
- Afluential Idio…
Two completely unrelated news stories.
Nothing to see here, move along people :blobfoxboopglare:
#ai #aibubble
RE: https://mstdn.plus/@privacynews/117180974285154870
Cutting MTE and banking on only quantum-safe computing is more stupid than ballsy, and I'm willing to bet that they did it for the sake of having AI features render slightly faster
>I'm just going to chill out and write a short story.
* 4000 words and 5 days later
>How the hell do I end this thing?!?!
A really interesting article on the origins of blogging, going as far back as the 1500's to trace its roots
https://brennan.day/a-450-year-history-of-blogging/
I hope you know that if you accidentally swallow a watermelon seed, an entire watermelon will grow in your stomach. A vine will probably pop out of your mouth and everything.
As a digital minimalist, one of the projects I've followed for some time now has been Low Tech Magazine, which has really taught me how to do more with less.
Their site runs entirely on a solar powered single-board computer. You can even …
A.I. is:
- Affirmatively Incorrect
- Astonishingly Inaccurate
- Astoundingly Incompetent
- Abolishing Intellect
- Astronomically Inadequate
- Accosting Interoperability
- Amplifying Insecurities
- Assuring Inconsistencies
- Afluential Idio…
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On Mastodon since
Dec 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025.
👁️Averages 7 views per post.
📤Posts about 4.3× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated58/100
Fair
Credibility score
84%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 84% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~8.4% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Navigating the halls of the interweb; jacked into the cyberspace. Rain is the greatest thing this planet has to offer :blobfoxblanketmonitor:
I like reviving old tech, retro gaming, chess, privacy, security, and digital minimalism (radio, offline, dumb, disconnected)
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