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“When you’re privileged enough to take photos of **me**, every day is #caturday.” - Oblivia, Queen of the Window Perch
9 views
Oh. My. Glob.
I genuinely thought it was just me.
2 views
I’ve never been tempted to visit Detroit.
No shade on the Motor City, it’s just... a big ol’ country, y’know?
But now i HAVE TO go. With the Gordie Howe Intl Bridge finally opening the day after tomorrow, i’m straight-up GIDDY at the thought of one day seeing this beautiful span in person, and driving across it. 😍
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Everything i’ve ever done
Everything i’ll ever do
Every place i’ve ever been
Everywhere i’m going to...
📊 Post engagement
7
Avg engagement / post
2%
Engagement vs followers
Oct 2024
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: “When you’re privileged enough to take photos of **me**, every d · 14 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
3.3 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 5 text · 7 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.8×
Follows 196 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
“When you’re privileged enough to take photos of **me**, every day is #caturday.” - Oblivia, Queen of the Window Perch
I did get to see a tag that largely made up for it, though.
Vanity tag “MMCXII”.
That’s right, that anonymous prog-nerd paid the state extra, just to signal to us other prog-nerds,
Wholeheartedly endorsed.
RE: https://beige.party/@cuzned/1…
I don’t want to be unkind, honest.
Because Robin Gibb was a truly great backing vocalist.
But, um... Who told him that he should sing lead, ever? And why did no-one correct that first demented person?
It’s cruel, to both him and—more impor…
On the cusp of August 2026, i drove home today behind a car with tags that expired in September of 2024.
It’s a specialty tag, though. So at least they helped to benefit Volunteers for Wildlife... the one year that they paid for it...
Maaaaan, i wish i’d gotten to see him play here in Nashville before the Crew called him up.
I hope he doesn’t get sent back down, though: he clearly belongs in The Big Leagues.
RE: https://twitter.com/Brewers/status/2081478219094516172
I’ve never been tempted to visit Detroit.
No shade on the Motor City, it’s just... a big ol’ country, y’know?
But now i HAVE TO go. With the Gordie Howe Intl Bridge finally opening the day after tomorrow, i’m straight-up GIDDY at the thoug…
It’s a cliche by now, but every now and then i have to be reminded not to read the comments. 😆
These are back-to-back comments on a video about Opeth’s excellent 2005 album GHOST REVERIES.
i write in all of my fantasies
and i die in all of my dreams
“(How Could Anybody) Feel at Home”, Open Mike Eagle
Oh. My. Glob.
I genuinely thought it was just me.
Look, i’m not a... *strict* prescriptivist, but this does seem to be an idiosyncratic use of the phrase “exact moment”.
(😋)
Everything i’ve ever done
Everything i’ll ever do
Every place i’ve ever been
Everywhere i’m going to...
Celebrating what may be our last Independence Day as a representative republic by cleaning my cursèd office.
...In stages: it actually took me 2 damn Saturdays. 😆
(Reposted, with a bit less self-doxxing. 😋)
I’ve never been tempted to visit Detroit.
No shade on the Motor City, it’s just... a big ol’ country, y’know?
But now i HAVE TO go. With the Gordie Howe Intl Bridge finally opening the day after tomorrow, i’m straight-up GIDDY at the thoug…
It’s a cliche by now, but every now and then i have to be reminded not to read the comments. 😆
These are back-to-back comments on a video about Opeth’s excellent 2005 album GHOST REVERIES.
i write in all of my fantasies
and i die in all of my dreams
“(How Could Anybody) Feel at Home”, Open Mike Eagle
Oh. My. Glob.
I genuinely thought it was just me.
Look, i’m not a... *strict* prescriptivist, but this does seem to be an idiosyncratic use of the phrase “exact moment”.
(😋)
Everything i’ve ever done
Everything i’ll ever do
Every place i’ve ever been
Everywhere i’m going to...
Celebrating what may be our last Independence Day as a representative republic by cleaning my cursèd office.
...In stages: it actually took me 2 damn Saturdays. 😆
(Reposted, with a bit less self-doxxing. 😋)
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
beige.party
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Oct 2024
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 7 views per post.
📤Posts about 3.3× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated61/100
Fair
Credibility score
84%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 84% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~2.0% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
You probably used to follow me (if you're cool) as or thecuzned at the rotten birdsite.
You’ll be surprised to learn that none of those is my “real” name.
Middle-aged ADHDer, husband to a wife, person to a cat and a dog.
Lover of my hockey n' soccer n' baseball teams.
Not especially fond of fascists, racists, gun fetishists, or shitheads in general.
Pic is me (no filters).
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