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Jonathan E Cowperthwait

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Mastodon @cowperthwait@sfba.social
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Followers
338
Account age
3 yrs
🎁 Free analysisfor Jonathan E Cowperthwait
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Known for

Ok, if we’re regretting past decisions, I will own these, too.7 views Ok, if we’re regretting past decisions, I will own these, too. Gentrification vignette: improvements, community reinvestment, AI bros ruin everything, all in less than two minutes. If this were any more on the nose it would be your mom’s ass.3 views Gentrification vignette: improvements, community reinvestment, AI bros ruin everything, all in less than two minutes. If this were any more on the nose it would be your mom’s ass. I think you’re not supposed to post deranged selfies on social media when you’re jobhunting, but I’m all about breaking the rules these days and I hear media hits get you jobs. Today: your boy’s Troye Sivan and Drew Carey eras.3 views I think you’re not supposed to post deranged selfies on social media when you’re jobhunting, but I’m all about breaking the rules these days and I hear media hits get you jobs. Today: your boy’s Troye Sivan and Drew Carey eras. People ask if I make up my stories or at least pad them. No, you did not literally hire people to rappel off your building to kill the family of baby birds in your chimney, you don’t even have a chimney and that isn’t a job1 views People ask if I make up my stories or at least pad them. No, you did not literally hire people to rappel off your building to kill the family of baby birds in your chimney, you don’t even have a chimney and that isn’t a job

📊 Post engagement

Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jul 19latest
4
Avg engagement / post
1–3
Typical post (engagement)
1.2%
Engagement vs followers
58/100
Consistent reach
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 1 and 3 likes + reposts (median 3) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.

🔥 Top post: Well, you know, I am a product of the Enlightenment and so I lab · 12 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
30.5 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 6 text · 4 image · 2 video.
Follower / following
0.4×
Follows 817 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post Well, you know, I am a product of the Enlightenment and so I labored for about four decades under the impression that the world is deterministic, and that it was possible—albeit very hard, with no guarantee of success—to understand its underlying logic. I won’t ululate a recital… ★ 12
▶ Well, Angry Birds outperformed Grumpy Old Men, so you can have Part 2, as a treat. ▶ People ask if I make up my stories or at least pad them. No, you did not literally hire people to rappel off your building to kill the family of baby birds in your chimney, you don’t even have a chimney and that isn’t a job ★ 1 RE: https://mastodon.online/@grahamsleight/116958567672622599 Our best performing campaign at npm was an email sent out (intentionally, yes) with subject line “(no subject)” ★ 2 RE: https://sfba.social/@cowperthwait/116955702418397567 For real, though, even stone cold sober, I am going to resort to profanity if someone’s event is about “Redefining Customer Centricity in an AI Focused Era”. Like that is basically t… ★ 3 On information and belief, Mr. Singer almost certainly added, “and look, when you have that much to drink, you think you are indeed on your wife” to whichever Chronicle staffer drew the short straw and had to call him to fact check his quo… ★ 1 Gentrification vignette: improvements, community reinvestment, AI bros ruin everything, all in less than two minutes. If this were any more on the nose it would be your mom’s ass. ★ 3 Trying not to even think about how many cashmere rats suffered for that “slimming” poncho. They died in futility, like World War II. I think you’re not supposed to post deranged selfies on social media when you’re jobhunting, but I’m all about breaking the rules these days and I hear media hits get you jobs. Today: your boy’s Troye Sivan and Drew Carey eras. ★ 3 I can’t think of anything funnier than an AI for ironing boards cheating on its SOC2 using AI for frauding. I mean, I can, but in terms of jokes I’ll share on my professional network, no. Unsure, yet, how this compares to the time everyone… Ok, if we’re regretting past decisions, I will own these, too. ★ 7 RE: https://sfba.social/@cowperthwait/116948889593632080 Just imagine little cockroaches running around the smoking ruins of my apartment, parking calls to take in the bathroom. ★ 1

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
sfba.social
A the SF Bay Area server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 30.5× per week.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated
43/100
Fair Credibility score
73%
Mixed Real audience
Medium Fake-follower risk
High Data confidence
  • Est. 73% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
  • Low engagement (~1.2% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
  • Established account (3+ years old).

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Slow runner, fast talker, kind of medium speed reader. Tell your dog I said hi. @cowperthwait

📸 Gallery

Well, Angry Birds outperformed Grumpy Old Men, so you can have Part 2, as a treat. People ask if I make up my stories or at least pad them. No, you did not literally hire people to rappel off your building to kill the family of baby birds in your chimney, you don’t even have a chimney and that isn’t a job On information and belief, Mr. Singer almost certainly added, “and look, when you have that much to drink, you think you are indeed on your wife” to whichever Chronicle staffer drew the short straw and had to call him to fact check his quote. https://www.sfchronicle.com/crime/article/sausalito-city-manager-arrest-missing-22352600.php Gentrification vignette: improvements, community reinvestment, AI bros ruin everything, all in less than two minutes. If this were any more on the nose it would be your mom’s ass. I think you’re not supposed to post deranged selfies on social media when you’re jobhunting, but I’m all about breaking the rules these days and I hear media hits get you jobs. Today: your boy’s Troye Sivan and Drew Carey eras. Ok, if we’re regretting past decisions, I will own these, too.

🔀 Audience overlap

Estimated

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