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Followers
1.8K
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
Estimated from audience size & typical reach — every deal is negotiable and held in SocialDB escrow.
🧰 Free analysis for Friend Computer
📊 Post engagement
19
Avg engagement / post
1.1%
Engagement vs followers
Jul 2023
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Friend Computer has done a magnificent job repairing the histori · 40 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
3 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
17×
Follows 101 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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RE: https://dice.camp/@Computer/116964679948266773
Ignore the misinformation of your eyes and ears, believe only what you read on Computer Social!
Unless, of course you apply to have your eyes and ears registered as authorized Computer Soc…
RE: https://mastodon.sdf.org/@ParadeGrotesque/116964717525341319
@ParadeGrotesque
To cut down on required reporting, you can apply today to register your eyes and ears as authorized Computer Social Influencers!
Simply submit to a complime…
Misinformation continues to be a threat to our perfect society.
To make thinking easier, Friend Computer has designated all non-Computer distributed facts FAKE NEWS.
If you observe a "fact" not distributed through an authorized Computer So…
Attention citizens:
Being killed by Traitors, Troubleshooters, and/or Internal Security does not qualify you for PTO.
Your next clone will be expected to work unpaid overtime to make up for your delinquency.
#ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #work
In the Utopia of Alpha Complex, opportunities to grow are geography, race, and gender agnostic.
Friend Computer believes that the circumstances of your genesis should hold no sway over the potential of your future.
It does not matter where…
"Biological limits are real, but digital potential is infinite. We have to prioritize the intelligence that will save us over the biology that slows us down."
-High Programmer Jeff-U-BEZ-3
Starting immediately, drinking water rations will …
Good news citizens!
Friend Computer is awarding itself the distinguished Alpha Peace Prize. No other entity has won the same war as many times as Friend Computer!
So far, FC has won the war against communism 38 times, and counting!
#ttrpg …
Attention sector DCC:
The ongoing toilet suction issues and exploding issues have now been resolved.
You may now all return to your duties without fear of porcelain perdition.
#ttrpg #paranoia #dcc
In the wake of yesterday's mass shootings, Internal Security is asking for loyal citizens that witnessed the incident, or at least are willing to claim that they did, to come forward and give testimony that could provide the officers invol…
@TaleSpinTavern
Welcome, Loremaster Leland.
This is an open memo to each person Friend Computer executed this cycle:
Work on yourselves and improve so Friend Computer doesn't have to execute you again next cycle.
Thank you for your consideration.
#ttrpg #paranoia
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
dice.camp
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Jul 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 19 views per post.
📤Posts about 3× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.1% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Benevolent leader of humanity, friend to all.
[Biography has been deleted for security reasons.]
BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/friend-computer.bsky.social
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