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23 views
I have a love-hate relationship with the local rabbits. I love them, but not when they eat my garden.
Yesterday, I left the garage door open as I was doing a few small chores. Returned to find this itty bitty bun checking out the garage. The wheel is to a small wagon. Bun between 2 and 3 inches tall. Awfully cute.
#bunnies #gardening
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Cantaloupe!
These plants have grown and flowered, and are overtaking the entire bed! Loads of bees on the flowers. Well watered and fed. But until today, we hadn't found one melon.
Hoping for more!
#gardening #growyourown #cantaloupe
📊 Post engagement
9
Avg engagement / post
1.2%
Engagement vs followers
Feb 2025
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: "How are you dealing with all the mosquitoes?" asked neighbor 5 · 24 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.88 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.6×
Follows 1.3K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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This is why we, and so many others, have moved out of South Florida.
Our homeowners insurance is one tenth what we paid in FL.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/general/florida-retirement-haven-unravels-as-seniors-face-ruin-under-trump-econo…
Cantaloupe!
These plants have grown and flowered, and are overtaking the entire bed! Loads of bees on the flowers. Well watered and fed. But until today, we hadn't found one melon.
Hoping for more!
#gardening #growyourown #cantaloupe
This is hilarious!
Sorry to post as a FB link. I can't seem to locate this elsewhere.
#uspol #comedy #politicalhumor
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1DA4rAAdbS/?mibextid=wwXIfr
Rain!
Blessed rain!
Thank heavens!
How to plan for an election that leaders are trying to subvert https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jul/12/trump-election-subversion?CMP=share_btn_url
#uspol #elections #elections2026 #democracy #resist
Data centers drain your wetlands!
‘What you see here is a wetland without water’: how the datacentre boom is exacerbating Chile’s mega-drought https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2026/may/26/chile-datacentres-water-tech-companie…
TIL to use rubbing alcohol on areas of your body suspected of exposure to poison ivy.
Soak clothes in hot soapy water and then wash. Multiple washes if needed. Run an empty load of wash after to make sure all the oils are removed from the …
I have a love-hate relationship with the local rabbits. I love them, but not when they eat my garden.
Yesterday, I left the garage door open as I was doing a few small chores. Returned to find this itty bitty bun checking out the garage. …
Negative for covid flu and RSV.
Thank heavens it's just a cold.
Hoping I can stay healthy, and help him rest and recover.
Mask up!
Dang it.
We mask consistently. Last week we ended up inside at Lowes, not just out in the open air garden area. Forgot masks. Then stopped at Walmart, briefly. Again, forgot masks.
I hear Covid is at it's lowest level in years, so I wasn't…
https://cmarmitage.substack.com/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email
#uspol #eattherich #nokings #democracy
Cantaloupe!
These plants have grown and flowered, and are overtaking the entire bed! Loads of bees on the flowers. Well watered and fed. But until today, we hadn't found one melon.
Hoping for more!
#gardening #growyourown #cantaloupe
This is hilarious!
Sorry to post as a FB link. I can't seem to locate this elsewhere.
#uspol #comedy #politicalhumor
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1DA4rAAdbS/?mibextid=wwXIfr
Rain!
Blessed rain!
Thank heavens!
How to plan for an election that leaders are trying to subvert https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jul/12/trump-election-subversion?CMP=share_btn_url
#uspol #elections #elections2026 #democracy #resist
Data centers drain your wetlands!
‘What you see here is a wetland without water’: how the datacentre boom is exacerbating Chile’s mega-drought https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2026/may/26/chile-datacentres-water-tech-companie…
TIL to use rubbing alcohol on areas of your body suspected of exposure to poison ivy.
Soak clothes in hot soapy water and then wash. Multiple washes if needed. Run an empty load of wash after to make sure all the oils are removed from the …
I have a love-hate relationship with the local rabbits. I love them, but not when they eat my garden.
Yesterday, I left the garage door open as I was doing a few small chores. Returned to find this itty bitty bun checking out the garage. …
Negative for covid flu and RSV.
Thank heavens it's just a cold.
Hoping I can stay healthy, and help him rest and recover.
Mask up!
Dang it.
We mask consistently. Last week we ended up inside at Lowes, not just out in the open air garden area. Forgot masks. Then stopped at Walmart, briefly. Again, forgot masks.
I hear Covid is at it's lowest level in years, so I wasn't…
https://cmarmitage.substack.com/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email
#uspol #eattherich #nokings #democracy
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mstdn.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Feb 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 9 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.9× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.2% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness…and That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it”
#Birding #CovidIsNotOver #MaskUp #GoodTrouble
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