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Followers
418
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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Known for
📊 Post engagement
6
Avg engagement / post
1.4%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: If Brexit was going to work, it would be working. Seeking an opp · 23 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.07 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.5×
Follows 766 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Rome really is the most amazing city. It’s been two days of wonder.
Sorry I’ve been away. Life has been slow and good. In other news, we have 500 sheep in the field across the track. I count them. That’s as exciting as I like my days to be!
Tomintoul whisky. Lovely stuff and better people.
Can anyone explain what the real issue is between Salmond and Sturgeon?
Well, that was an unintended break! The lack of triggers being sent by Bird Site is a pleasure. But I forget about this space because it doesn’t push. But like an old friend, they are there and it’s always good.
I’ve had a hideous cough/ cold/ fever thing for a couple of weeks now. Seriously bored of it!
Reading about Britain’s colonial past in the same piece as a discussion about Monarchy. Made me think that, if anyone should apologise for Britain’s past actions it needs to be the monarch. The way things work now is very different from hu…
When Lord ‘Frosty’ Frost is moaning, it’s worth remembering a few things. He was never nicknamed ‘Frosty’. If he had a nickname it was Ché. He was a raging lefty as a teen. Bright as a button, dull as ditchwater… and somehow he’s become an…
Eggs!
Smol eggs
Flowers in London. Spring is coming.
Pics. Sorry. Been busy.
Eggs!
Smol eggs
Flowers in London. Spring is coming.
Pics. Sorry. Been busy.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.scot
A Scotland server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 6 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.4% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Apparently, I’m part of the problem… being woke and anti-fash. Escaped from Muskrat’s Hole. 🐟
New Scot. Sometimes grumpy. Always passionate. No pasarán. DCFC/ AFC/ Egg Chasing and Hand Egg. Music. Food. Wine. Whisky. Travel. Art.
I know things.
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