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Followers
280
Account age
4 yrs
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📊 Post engagement
3
Avg engagement / post
1.1%
Engagement vs followers
May 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: today is not only the birthday of #comics legend #JackKirby but · 6 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
3.2 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.9×
Follows 149 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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no, that wasn't me just now who sang "hello dinner, my old friend" to the tune of "the sound of silence" upon sitting down to eat.
it was, uh, the wind.
SHUT UP.
time for an informal poll!
what are we looking at here?
😽 a kitty cat doodle
🫄 an unflattering tank top of an obese person
🥟 an anthropomorphic alien bao
and for those wondering, #24HourComicsDay is an annual challenge where folks all over the world attempt to craft a 24page #ComicBook in the span of 24 consecutive hours ALL BY THEMSELVES. all the writing, all the art (pencils, inks, etc.) …
speaking of #comics though, i'm thinking maybe i'll participate in #24HourComicsDay this year. it's been a while since last i did. i've successfully completed the challenge several times and after i decided i had nothing to prove anymore, …
i just figured out how to become famous: sport a toothbrush #mustache after world war 2. you'll also get on a list (and i don't mean just wikipedia because, damn, that list there is extensive) but, hey, that's the cost of fame.
correction: last several minutes. ugh.
human bodies are stupid. i just spent the last couple minutes choking on my own saliva.
i think i'm going to start pronouncing "analogue" as "anal-og-weh".
#NoReason
it can't be battery-powered, of course.
#FreelanceLife
i want some sort of button i can keep at my desk that, when i press it, it sounds like a cash register or a fanfare or something. i need something to celebrate those few times i get to issue an invoice.
#FreelanceLife
"but this is what i've done? because i'm really bad at this sort of thing? UMMM which, by the way UMMM, you know the people who are involved? UMMM we need them to UMMM work on the UMMM homepage? UMMM the UMMM we should delete the UMMM link…
time for an informal poll!
what are we looking at here?
😽 a kitty cat doodle
🫄 an unflattering tank top of an obese person
🥟 an anthropomorphic alien bao
and for those wondering, #24HourComicsDay is an annual challenge where folks all over the world attempt to craft a 24page #ComicBook in the span of 24 consecutive hours ALL BY THEMSELVES. all the writing, all the art (pencils, inks, etc.) …
speaking of #comics though, i'm thinking maybe i'll participate in #24HourComicsDay this year. it's been a while since last i did. i've successfully completed the challenge several times and after i decided i had nothing to prove anymore, …
i just figured out how to become famous: sport a toothbrush #mustache after world war 2. you'll also get on a list (and i don't mean just wikipedia because, damn, that list there is extensive) but, hey, that's the cost of fame.
correction: last several minutes. ugh.
human bodies are stupid. i just spent the last couple minutes choking on my own saliva.
i think i'm going to start pronouncing "analogue" as "anal-og-weh".
#NoReason
it can't be battery-powered, of course.
#FreelanceLife
i want some sort of button i can keep at my desk that, when i press it, it sounds like a cash register or a fanfare or something. i need something to celebrate those few times i get to issue an invoice.
#FreelanceLife
"but this is what i've done? because i'm really bad at this sort of thing? UMMM which, by the way UMMM, you know the people who are involved? UMMM we need them to UMMM work on the UMMM homepage? UMMM the UMMM we should delete the UMMM link…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
connectified.com
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
May 2022
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 4 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 3.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.1% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (4+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
rampant encourager. creative motherfucker. believer in kindness. displaced southern californian. current new englander. informed by a quiz that i "swear like an over-enthusiastic porn star." mistaken for a target employee at least once. genXer. brown person. he/him. gay as fuck.
📌 #sarcasm. 🥗 #foodie. 🍜 #cooking. 📐 #design. 🖱️ #ux. 🖍 #art. 🖋 #poetry. 🎲 #tabletop. ⚔️ #rpg. 👊 #comics. 🔬 #science. 🌱 #nature. 🐢 #animals. 📸 #photography. 🌈 #representation. 👓 #nerd. 🔼 #boston.
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