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Die #BVG hält rechte Propaganda für Werbung. Öffentliches Unternehmen heißt scheinbar nicht, dass man sich um die Gesellschaft scheren muss?
https://taz.de/Nius-Werbung-in-der-U-Bahn-BVG-gibt-Rechtspopulisten-eine-Buehne-und-schiebt-die-S…
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Passend dazu: Das Elterngeld soll zurückgefahren werden. Nicht, dass das eh schon bürokratisch und für alle Seiten viel zu aufwendig ist, dass zu bekommen.
https://www.handelsblatt.com/politik/deutschland/haushalt-2027-neue-kuerzungsrunde…
Of cause I want to install Chrome, #HomeExchange. WTF?
And this is why collecting sensitive information for rail tickets is a stupid idea. *facepalm* #eurail #interrail - https://eurail.zendesk.com/hc/en-001/categories/33099262757789-Data-Security-Incident-January-2026
I’d love to pay for @ivory but why is it so hard to find out the subscription prices upfront? Hiding prices is a dark pattern :(
App recommendation from the #FreakShow podcast: Latest, the missing GUI to auto-update your Mac’s apps outside of the app store.
https://max.codes/latest/
A refreshingly realistic intro to current AI tooling for software engineering: The AI hater's guide to code with LLMs (The Overview)
https://aredridel.dinhe.net/2026/02/12/the-ai-haters-guide-to-code-with-llms/
"Someday years from now we will look back on the era when we were the last generation to code by hand. We’ll laugh and explain to our grandkids how silly it was that we typed out JavaScript syntax with our fingers. But secretly we’ll miss …
"Epstein class" - "there is a highly private merito-aristocracy at the intersection of government and business, lobbying, philanthropy, start-ups, academia, science, high finance and media that all too often takes care of its own more than…
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