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Followers
167
Account age
3 yrs
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$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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Known for
6 views
Impulse bought a snowboard & bindings at end of year sales. Bindings in the box weren’t matched correctly so I got a free upgrade from supermatics og to lt (after them already being like 30% off). Just good karma I guess.
5 views
Dog tax. Took some high pitch to get the second one so some of the hearing loss is real (but if I’m 98 in people years, I’m also not gonna listen to people)
4 views
If they were truly smart appliances they would not show up with any of this passive aggressive attitude.
4 views
9 years ago today, Jeff and I landed in the Virgin Islands after a 12 day sailing passage from Virginia. It was almost entirely unexpected hand steering without a working autopilot and with some significant challenges from weather systems and communication systems. I “joked” about playing Russian roulette with a hurricane.
It was hard work, mentally taxing and just a real slog.
I’d pay good money
📊 Post engagement
3
Avg engagement / post
1.8%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Impulse bought a snowboard & bindings at end of year sales. Bind · 6 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.17 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 7 text · 5 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.7×
Follows 99 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Impulse bought a snowboard & bindings at end of year sales. Bindings in the box weren’t matched correctly so I got a free upgrade from supermatics og to lt (after them already being like 30% off). Just good karma I guess.
Travel is a great way to expose your children to novel experiences, like bar soap and not having a fully stocked kitchen
I try to give up social media. Then someone says Christians who don’t know about Jesus flipping tables is the same vibe as “y’all don’t wanna hear me y’all just wanna dance”. #dopamineslotmachine
After a year of arguing with my partner whether my dog is deaf I realized he’s right. Turns out my dog is reading lips.
You get your Canadian parent badge the first time you bribe your kid to get ready for bed by promising they can watch a bit of the hockey game. I don’t make the rules, it works.
I managed to let my parents’ cat epoxy its backside. Never a dull moment with family holidays.
Dog tax. Took some high pitch to get the second one so some of the hearing loss is real (but if I’m 98 in people years, I’m also not gonna listen to people)
He’s also 14 and losing his hearing (I think? Not 100% sure he’s not just getting more selective hearing). So I now get to see just how much body language he can read and send. Turns out it’s a lot, probably because I used to try hand sign…
Wish I’d had a dumb dog. Magnus begs at the table when my daughter doesn’t finish dinner. He’s never been fed at the table but he has definitely figured out that food sometimes comes to him from plates that were previously on the table, so…
If they were truly smart appliances they would not show up with any of this passive aggressive attitude.
Buying BBQ & cooking gear for my partner for Christmas just feels like a delayed gift to myself
9 years ago today, Jeff and I landed in the Virgin Islands after a 12 day sailing passage from Virginia. It was almost entirely unexpected hand steering without a working autopilot and with some significant challenges from weather systems …
I try to give up social media. Then someone says Christians who don’t know about Jesus flipping tables is the same vibe as “y’all don’t wanna hear me y’all just wanna dance”. #dopamineslotmachine
After a year of arguing with my partner whether my dog is deaf I realized he’s right. Turns out my dog is reading lips.
You get your Canadian parent badge the first time you bribe your kid to get ready for bed by promising they can watch a bit of the hockey game. I don’t make the rules, it works.
I managed to let my parents’ cat epoxy its backside. Never a dull moment with family holidays.
Dog tax. Took some high pitch to get the second one so some of the hearing loss is real (but if I’m 98 in people years, I’m also not gonna listen to people)
He’s also 14 and losing his hearing (I think? Not 100% sure he’s not just getting more selective hearing). So I now get to see just how much body language he can read and send. Turns out it’s a lot, probably because I used to try hand sign…
Wish I’d had a dumb dog. Magnus begs at the table when my daughter doesn’t finish dinner. He’s never been fed at the table but he has definitely figured out that food sometimes comes to him from plates that were previously on the table, so…
If they were truly smart appliances they would not show up with any of this passive aggressive attitude.
Buying BBQ & cooking gear for my partner for Christmas just feels like a delayed gift to myself
9 years ago today, Jeff and I landed in the Virgin Islands after a 12 day sailing passage from Virginia. It was almost entirely unexpected hand steering without a working autopilot and with some significant challenges from weather systems …
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mstdn.ca
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.8% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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