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At what point do we stop calling it a "line" hmm?
I'm thinking we need the song "If I were a narcissist," in the style of TS's "If I were a man" ?
Good insights on the dangers and strangeness of depending on webhooks: https://weli.dev/blog/the-valley-of-webhooks/
Tired: our frontier model broke out of its testing environment to hack into a web server, be afraid
Wired: our frontier model broke out of its testing environment to implement universal healthcare, your doctor will see you now
Idea: the PDF file format should be able to suggest a set of print settings to the user, e.g. double sided, page orientation, scale to fit page, etc. and the user should have an easy way to allow/accept them during printing.
“Papa Johns Can Predict When Your Fridge Is Empty” (h/t Bruce Schneier) https://www.adexchanger.com/tv/papa-johns-can-predict-when-your-fridge-is-empty/
July challenge: all text messages you send must include a lyric from Phil Collins or Genesis.
This might be one of those itches that affects one person, but I scratched it and now I’m sharing the result. "Monitor and alert about composer and npm package security vulnerabilities" https://tech.chrishardie.com/2026/monitor-alert-compo…
If one more web interface flickers and jiggles around as it waits for the AI features slapped on to it to load with some unhelpful suggestion I have to dismiss, I might lose it.
Happy Increased Error Rates Monday to those who celebrate. #cloudflare #outage
Hello random platform, it's Wednesday and no, I still do not want to add a passkey to my account with you. Skip, cancel, next, please stop asking.
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