Chris Simpson✓

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621

Account age

3 yrs

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Just came back from possibly the most stunning place on the planet. We hiked up to the campsite at Joffre lakes and camped overnight, then back down this morning.
#hiking #bc

21 views Just came back from possibly the most stunning place on the planet. We hiked up to the campsite at Joffre lakes and camped overnight, then back down this morning. #hiking #bc

3 views Gee thanks IDE #coding

Just going back to working on my charting module and I discovered this line of code I previously wrote that defines a variable to hold the maximum axis index value that the chart data will need.
Hmm, while code readability is very important, I do also like to amuse myself in a nerdy way.
#coding

1 views Just going back to working on my charting module and I discovered this line of code I previously wrote that defines a variable to hold the maximum axis index value that the chart data will need. Hmm, while code readability is very important, I do also like to amuse myself in a nerdy way. #coding

📊 Post engagement

Avg engagement / post

0.8%

Engagement vs followers

Nov 2022

On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: Just came back from possibly the most stunning place on the plan · 21 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence

4.6 / week

Posts several times a week.

Content mix

Mostly text

Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.

Follower / following

0.5×

Follows 1.3K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post Just came back from possibly the most stunning place on the planet. We hiked up to the campsite at Joffre lakes and camped overnight, then back down this morning. #hiking #bc ★ 21

Just going back to working on my charting module and I discovered this line of code I previously wrote that defines a variable to hold the maximum axis index value that the chart data will need. Hmm, while code readability is very importa… ★ 1 I like days where I don't think the toaster is taking too long. This is not one of those days. ★ 2 For no particular reason*, here is a very tragically sad poem that might cheer or amuse you all on this [insert local weather adjective] [insert local day name]: Not Waving but Drowning Nobody heard him, the dead man, But still he lay moan… ★ 3 Currently listening to Tchaikovsky while watching a drone be attacked by seagulls. ★ 2 Here with what looks like a million picnicking Vancouverites in David Lam park to watch and listen to the Vancouver Symphony Orchestra do their Symphony at Sunset show. ★ 3 On to my second listen of the excellent audiobook Tiny Experiments by Anne-Laure Le Cunff @annelaure Every few minutes of the book I think: "yes, dammit!". She articulates so well so many of the problems with modern productivity tools, fr… ★ 3 @andymckay Happy Birthday! ★ 2 Just swam in a lake! That might not sound like headline news unless you've heard my shrieks for each new inch of skin that gets submerged. ★ 12 RE: https://infosec.exchange/@hacks4pancakes/116881905057384989 Today I discovered a slow coolant leak in my ancient already much dilapidated car, and the only thing that keeps me hanging on to it and driving with my fingers crossed is how… ★ 1 In the same way an artificial hip is an actual hip, just not one that came from a recipe written in DNA, I think artificial intelligence should mean actual intelligence that doesn't come directly from an organic source. What keeps getting… ★ 1

Gee thanks IDE #coding ★ 3

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Home server

hachyderm.io

A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.

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On Mastodon since

Nov 2022

Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.

👁️Averages 5 views per post.

📤Posts about 4.6× per week.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated

75/100

Good Credibility score

92%

Real Real audience

Low Fake-follower risk

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Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
Engagement (~0.8% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
Verified account.
Established account (3+ years old).

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

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About

Scatterbrained software developer and cat-herding coach, researching brain science and STILL trying to build a web app currently called ZealPad designed to help folk (especially scatterbrained folk) get things done (Avatar image is me in a hat with one of my dogs. Banner image is where I'm lucky enough to live, a misty dock and ocean in front of mountains) #neuroscience #software #adhd #music #dogs #biking #hiking #cello #guitar #longlists