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Heck of a job there, #AI summary, heck of a job.
This is the best thing I've seen all week. It gives me life. Make sure you watch until you see the one in the car.
Everyone is saying that Leo looks like a Blues Brother but to me he looks like he's in a ska band.
How about some more #blackmirror shit?
https://futurism.com/future-society/facial-recognition-ai-prejudice
I had a dream last night wherein I befriended a talking monkey named Adrocil. The monkey was very nice, but I was worried that I was now responsible for this monkey.
Dreams, amirite
Does the world feel enough like Black Mirror yet? No? How about now: https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2025/10/samsung-makes-ads-on-3499-smart-fridges-official-with-upcoming-software-update/
#BlackMirror #samsung #enshittification #doom
Awwwww, RIP George Wendt.
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2025/may/20/george-wendt-dead-cheers-norm
Hey, remember those "You wouldn't download a car?" Anti-piracy ads? That #font that they used? Pirated.
https://hackaday.com/2025/04/25/you-wouldnt-steal-a-font/
#pirates
"The fluidity and warmth of human-centered thinking through the use of circles is perhaps the most elegant way anyone has ever described making a logo that resembles an anus."
Why do all of the #AI company's #logos look like #buttholes?
ht…
So, #JDVance murdered the #Pope, right?
Does the world support hard rebooting?
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