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Those are some pretty expensive earrings: The total award payable [...] Loss of earrings from 21 August 2018 to January 2019, in the sum of
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Are you from the north or the south? No, the east, 😄
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I once went to see a short film made by Thelemites at the Sigmund Freud Museum in London and it was so good I stayed to also watch the next showing. Someone walked up to me and shook my hand and it turns out it was the director. They asked me if I was going to pop into the shop later, and for a mome
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Those are some pretty expensive earrings: The total award payable [...] Loss of earrings from 21 August 2018 to January 2019, in the sum of
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This is peak "I will now peruse the wine list" face.
Are you from the north or the south? No, the east, 😄
https://smstone0.github.io/#/uk-map
Not sure No 10 has earnt the right to use bisexual lighting, tbh.
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You know what's better than a £2,000 curry at an exclusive table with superannuated estate agents?
A £10 curry on my sofa without them.
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Blue tits always remind me of an apprentice manager turning up to a building site in high-viz with a long-top-shaved-sides hairstyle, where they first get to meet the great tit that's going to be their mentor.
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I once went to see a short film made by Thelemites at the Sigmund Freud Museum in London and it was so good I stayed to also watch the next showing. Someone walked up to me and shook my hand and it turns out it was the director. They asked…
Here is Mr Grossart himself with some mates looking exactly like I imagined Music from Ceefax composers looked.
(in what looks like a rural seventies pub that has a lovely Sunday carvery: which is exactly where imagined they played. The ca…
This was the "skeleton pilot" image that flashed into my mind before my brain correctly parsed it
(because I'm old, and ADHD maintains a ridiculous Rolodex in your head).
It takes an AI-tupped ewe having quints to remind us that acronyms can mean different things in different contexts.
Struthers Gin, a Blue Texel, is working on-scene in Kinloss, Morayshire; Coniston Kauto Start "working from home" in the La…
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