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410
Account age
2 yrs
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Known for
7 views
It's not climate change! (cough cough)
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/weather/canada-us-wildfire-smoke-air-quality-maps.html
#Climatechange
2 views
#AI #adslop didn’t think this one through, did they.
#AltTextVigilante
2 views
VIX (Volatility Index) drops 8% today as reassured investors see expanded war in Middle East as good news for the economy.
#investing #economy #iranwar #iran
📊 Post engagement
4
Avg engagement / post
1%
Engagement vs followers
Aug 2023
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Been thru the desert in a hearse with a bent frame #CarTroubleAS · 9 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
52.1 / week
A very active account — posts many times a day.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 7 text · 5 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.5×
Follows 761 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Phoenix to reach 115F today.
Flashback to when the airport closed due to 122F.
https://www.visaverge.com/questions/why-planes-couldnt-fly-when-phoenix-hit-122-degrees/ #climatechange #weather #airsafety
Fortunately I know I’m not that great a musician, so I’m cool with how infrequently anyone asks me to play.
I think his wife doesn’t really like him.
https://www.arcamax.com/healthandspirit/lifeadvice/dearabby/s-4261486#google_vignette
I wish Barbara Bush had lived long enough to experience 2026 weather and have her house besieged by smoke and then fire.
But I guess congestive heart failure is a microcosm of climate denial anyway. Hey can living near oil fields cause tha…
RE: https://sfba.social/@historyofpunkrock/117012455905061616
Every band photo, ever.
I miss the Bushes. A kinder, gentler war crime petroroyal family.
#AI #adslop didn’t think this one through, did they.
#AltTextVigilante
It's not climate change! (cough cough)
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/weather/canada-us-wildfire-smoke-air-quality-maps.html
#Climatechange
RE: https://flipboard.com/@usatoday/top-stories-u1i7u70sz/-/a-gEHwkjPATO-EqhkUYi97Mg%3Aa%3A3199709-%2F0
Send me your teeth y’all. It would mean so much. Don’t send them to her. Send them to me.
As an investor, i’m certainly excited about the regional stability Chinese shoulder fired missiles will provide. https://www.yahoo.com/news/world/articles/exclusive-iran-chinese-shoulder-launched-030628359.html
#iran #investments
VIX (Volatility Index) drops 8% today as reassured investors see expanded war in Middle East as good news for the economy.
#investing #economy #iranwar #iran
I think his wife doesn’t really like him.
https://www.arcamax.com/healthandspirit/lifeadvice/dearabby/s-4261486#google_vignette
I wish Barbara Bush had lived long enough to experience 2026 weather and have her house besieged by smoke and then fire.
But I guess congestive heart failure is a microcosm of climate denial anyway. Hey can living near oil fields cause tha…
RE: https://sfba.social/@historyofpunkrock/117012455905061616
Every band photo, ever.
I miss the Bushes. A kinder, gentler war crime petroroyal family.
#AI #adslop didn’t think this one through, did they.
#AltTextVigilante
It's not climate change! (cough cough)
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/weather/canada-us-wildfire-smoke-air-quality-maps.html
#Climatechange
RE: https://flipboard.com/@usatoday/top-stories-u1i7u70sz/-/a-gEHwkjPATO-EqhkUYi97Mg%3Aa%3A3199709-%2F0
Send me your teeth y’all. It would mean so much. Don’t send them to her. Send them to me.
As an investor, i’m certainly excited about the regional stability Chinese shoulder fired missiles will provide. https://www.yahoo.com/news/world/articles/exclusive-iran-chinese-shoulder-launched-030628359.html
#iran #investments
VIX (Volatility Index) drops 8% today as reassured investors see expanded war in Middle East as good news for the economy.
#investing #economy #iranwar #iran
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
beige.party
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On Mastodon since
Aug 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 52.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated61/100
Fair
Credibility score
84%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 84% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.0% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Here for levity, mostly. Variety. Art. Shitposting. News. Hope. Killing time until my ride gets here.
Profile pic: some fit old guy coming out of a bike-to-run transition of a triathlon. Sunglasses and a boonie hat. Bike (tri) shorts. Green tank top. Way behind the leaders.
Header pic: pint glass w/ Jack Skellington
#AltTextVigilante: I steal graphics. Tired of asking the poster to include AltText so I can boost it. Justice!
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