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185
Account age
4 yrs
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📊 Post engagement
3
Avg engagement / post
1.6%
Engagement vs followers
Apr 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Postman knocks on door with parcel. I hear sudden footsteps from · 9 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.3 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.7×
Follows 252 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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I just love that the volume sliders on BBC media players goes up to 11. It's such a small thing, but it makes me smile every time.
It's the first week of the summer holidays. I sit down at my desk to work and a small gremlin comes through.
"Daddy, can I have some lettuce for breakfast?"
Children are *weird*. Not going to stop him having his lettuce though!
#parenting
The worst thing about the weather in the UK at the moment is that the toilet seat always feels as if somebody has just been sat pre-warming and sweating on it for you. Things would be a lot more tolerable if the toilet seat were cooler...
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I have been handed an integration project at work using what the vendor described as their “xml based API”. I was all prepared for it to be a crappy SOAP setup that has a million little picky edge cases that differentiate it from every oth…
RE: https://mastodon.online/@mastodonmigration/116701458400797917
Well this makes perfect sense and is completely terrifying.
It seems like anime is cool at the gremlins school at the moment. Just heard some kids (about grade 4:5) talking at the gates about their favourite anime.
Apparently one girls sister had recommended Madoka Magica as “a cooler version of S…
Tiny gremlin: Daddy, what’s the little handy dryer thing called?
Me: Hand dryer?
TG: No, they are the ones the blow air. I mean the one we have in our house
Me: …towel?
TG: NO! The little one you dry your hands on after you wash them!
Me: …
I did not expect to start this bank holiday weekend by chasing a badger at 1am.
In related news, I have identified what has been raiding our food waste bin…
Just seen the new Tesco advert where a boy steals a grape and gets chased out of the store by a wave of fruit and veg. The wave turns into a giant made of fruit and veg that catches the boy when his sibling doesn’t let him into the car, de…
Ah it’s that time of the year when we can open our windows at night and enjoy the lovely barking of the local muntjac. This one sounds fairly nearby compared to usual!
#wildlife
It’s always DNS.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
freeradical.zone
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Apr 2022
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 4 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.3× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated89/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.6% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (4+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Dad of 2 and exhausted poker/breaker of stuff.
🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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