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Tickets have been obtained! #AndThereWasMuchRejoicing
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Had a lovely lunch today with most of my former colleagues. Hopefully we can reconvene when another team member visits from Florida in September. #KababAndCurry #WilmingtonDE
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Bought this in 2000, not long before switching back to bass. Glad I hung on to it, though, because it is so damn pretty.
Just put freshies on it after mounting a Boss GK-5 pickup (for my VG-800). Maybe tomorrow I’ll have time to play it? We’ll see.
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Burning off another use-them-or-lose-them vacation days by cleaning up/our basement. There’s no urgency, but we do plan on moving within the next 3-5 years, so we might as well start getting rid of shit now. Baby steps.
This time I had the presence of mind to take Before and After pix of the progress.
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What—you couldn’t stuff even one more “update” into that dialog box? #ItsWaferThin
"Cannibals say that human flesh tastes of chicken, so...chicken tastes of humans."
-Suzy Eddie Izzard
#Logic
In a world full of homogeneous corporate pizza chains, be a Johnny’s Pizza—and bring a Sharpie. #BrynMawrPA
Apparently there really are just so many things online that [a] nobody is talking about, or [b] they don’t what you to know. Quite frankly, I get the feeling that I won’t believe what happens next! #Clickbait #GreatestHits
Tickets have been obtained! #AndThereWasMuchRejoicing
FB just reminded me that twelve years ago today, I interviewed for a job at NFL Films. It was a super interesting experience, and I will never forget thrir lobby in particular:
"Visited the NFL Films building this afternoon. I gotta tell y…
Say! Only five months until Christmas!
Bought this in 2000, not long before switching back to bass. Glad I hung on to it, though, because it is so damn pretty.
Just put freshies on it after mounting a Boss GK-5 pickup (for my VG-800). Maybe tomorrow I’ll have time to play it? W…
Burning off another use-them-or-lose-them vacation days by cleaning up/our basement. There’s no urgency, but we do plan on moving within the next 3-5 years, so we might as well start getting rid of shit now. Baby steps.
This time I had the…
Had a lovely lunch today with most of my former colleagues. Hopefully we can reconvene when another team member visits from Florida in September. #KababAndCurry #WilmingtonDE
We were already planning to visit #SanDiego next spring for our Big Vacation, but hadn’t decided exactly when. MLB just made that decision for us. The #Phillies play the #Padres there April 27--29, so that's our target. We finally get to s…
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