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Excusez moi, mais j'ai croisé trois chihuahas (et leur mémés) aujourd'hui... C'est beaucoup d'un coup...
#farside #garylarson #comic #petdog
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/oct/04/green-party-votes-adopt-policy-zionism-racism?CMP=share_btn_url
Quand on voit comment notre police tape sur les jeunes pour trois fois rien, on préfère ne pas imaginer de quoi notre armée est capable ... Et on comprend pourquoi les russes ont encore peur d'essayer de nous envahir...
Naaaan, j'déconne …
Le boomer ne court plus vite, ses poumons ne gèrent plus la lacrymo et ses cotes les coups de lattes coquées mais... mais... Il a encore des tubes dans sa playlist, histoire de faire chier les schtroumpf nazis...
https://youtu.be/_UvMyfmK4…
Aaaah ! putain ! le retour d'acide !!!
https://youtu.be/Zu6A1kV0_6s?si=aTQ0d_9xT3Q_8CZH
#punk #parabellum #fuckthepolice #lycéens #music
Envoyer la troupe fracasser du lycéen, c'est un bon moyen, facile et pas trop risqué pour entraîner les cognes à être au top pour le troisième tour des présidentielles, moi je dis....
#acab #lycéen #repression
Ce matin, après la soirée au concert de Blast Candy, j'avais besoin de vitamines... J'ai donc mis ça à fond... Après une journée passée à hacher menu un gros tas d'algues bien gluantes pour engraisser le jardin, je m'en remet une dose avan…
Pour rappel à nos petits enfants : Au mitan du siècle dernier, les flics étaient déjà surnommés "Les Cognes"...
Certes, d'un niveau amateur comparé au niveau de testostérone actuel qui explose les compteurs....
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/oct/01/jean-luc-melenchon-young-french-voters-russia-foreign-policy?CMP=share_btn_url
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/movies/naza-review.html?smid=url-share
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