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Followers
1.8K
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jan 8latest
310
Avg engagement / post
48–295
Typical post (engagement)
17.4%
Engagement vs followers
42/100
Variable reach
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 48 and 295 likes + reposts (median 189) — reach is spiky, driven by the occasional post that pops.
🔥 Top post: An air mattress is great when you want to sleep on the floor but · 1.5K likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
3.2 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
4.7×
Follows 383 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Responding to all requests today with “ok, just cool it for a second”
[Bee Movie but Real Time]
Hive HR: choose a job for life, front desk or krelman
Bee Barry Benson: I want to be a pollen jock and date a human lady
HHR: ok
Next Bee: I choose poet
HHR: no
NB: drummer
HHR: lol never
NB: but—
HHR: *got old a…
Was just contacted on fb marketplace about my CRV by a centaur. For real can they even drive
Come to My Window (The Intercom Is Busted)
What a wicked game you play
To make me feel this way
What a wicked thing to do
Detective Pikachu
At first, the long arc of the moral universe leans, just slightly.
The cupboards swing open. A vase falls. A pencil rolls across the floor.
Soon we are sliding.
Some clamber against the slope, as if to balance it. Some despair the arc ha…
My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.
What if you had to jab your legs through the tops of pants like a capri sun
I love when British people call it a “rubbish bin,” like my kitchen trash got a monocle
coroner: it's natural, just air escaping the body
my wife: could we remove the kazoo
Hoping for a supercut of British crowds still singing “God save our gracious Quing” for the next few months.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
beige.party
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 310 views per post.
📤Posts about 3.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.2× of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Whaddya want fer nothin? I make things up.
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