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Oh, just pouring cereal into my coffee mug, instead of the cereal bowl next to it. How's YOUR morning going?
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Life has been more hectic than usual recently. So Mastodon has been getting short shrift.
A water leak inside a kitchen wall, and the subsequent tear-out of a substantial part of the counters and cabinets has been... distracting. Still without a kitchen sink or dishwasher until full repairs are made.
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New countertops, a nice grey quartz with subtle veining, installed yesterday. Only some minor trim work, cabinet & drawer handles, and plumbing hookups to go.
Soon, you will FEEL THE POWER OF THIS FULLY OPERATIONAL BATTLE KITCHEN!
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Getting closer to a full recovery from the kitchen water damage a few months ago, when a water pipe began leaking *inside* the wall.
New cabinets installed yesterday, quartz countertop should be here in a few more weeks. Improvised temporary counters from cardboard and the doors off the old cabinets.
Didn't take long for the cats to claim the new horizontal surface....
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Oh, just pouring cereal into my coffee mug, instead of the cereal bowl next to it. How's YOUR morning going?
Getting some auto maintenance done a few days ago. In the waiting room:
Kitchen rebuild/remodel update:
Cabinet & drawer handles installed, toekick facing applied, counters cluttered, and dirty dishes in the sink. Finally, our kitchen is back to normal!
New countertops, a nice grey quartz with subtle veining, installed yesterday. Only some minor trim work, cabinet & drawer handles, and plumbing hookups to go.
Soon, you will FEEL THE POWER OF THIS FULLY OPERATIONAL BATTLE KITCHEN!
Getting closer to a full recovery from the kitchen water damage a few months ago, when a water pipe began leaking *inside* the wall.
New cabinets installed yesterday, quartz countertop should be here in a few more weeks. Improvised tempora…
Kitchen restoration/remodel post:
The bare studs and plumbing left on one side of the kitchen after water damage a few months ago got their fresh drywall this week, after finally choosing a designer/contractor and giving them a big fat che…
Hypothesis: 90% of the human body's pain nerves are contained in the toes.
Test hypothesis: [stubs toe]
Conclusion: Con-- ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!-- firmed!
Been working on a story for a theme anthology. Finally got it finished and sent off a few days ago, got the acceptance letter yesterday. Go, me.
OTOH, yesterday also brought the latest (18th) rejection for a story I was SURE would be a qui…
Mitt Romney, jaw dropping pushes back from his computer and picks up his phone:
MITT ROMNEY: Dick! Have you seen the news about Kristi Noem?
DICK CHENEY: Sure have! This is great!
ROMNEY: It sure is! My dog, your hunting buddy, they're bot…
Today I learned: "Tree-kangaroos" are a real thing, evolved to live an arboreal lifestyle.
I've always thought marsupials are pretty neat, especially 'roos and wallabies, so I'm surprised I've never known about tree-kangaroos before now.
Life has been more hectic than usual recently. So Mastodon has been getting short shrift.
A water leak inside a kitchen wall, and the subsequent tear-out of a substantial part of the counters and cabinets has been... distracting. Still wit…
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