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Great to see tempest/highlight being used more and more :)
Here's our lookback on PHPverse.
And yes, PHPverse 2027 will be a thing, and we have a CFP already open!
https://stitcher.io/feed/posts/75052
Who could have thought that this would be so much fun? https://youtu.be/sGalXQE_Mxs
Join Nuno and I as we talk big things PHP! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBoblOPF8YM
I say: PHP needs structs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwoIavIcXKY
I'm looking for PHP experts to give their feedback and insights:
https://stitcher.io/blog/getting-started-with-php
Building APIs with Tempest: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGei2LNPHq8
Roman and I talk about a lightweight version of @phpstorm, come join and ask questions! https://youtube.com/live/F2oGNtRwPDQ
From the Tempest Discord: people are actually building real things with Tempest and impacting lives 🥹
Whether people want it or not, PHP is more than just an interpreter, it's more than its syntax.
We've gathered some thoughts from several developers about the recent generics RFC: https://tempestphp.com/blog/a-generic-tragedy
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