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No One Left…
First they came for the drugs, and I didn’t care because I don’t use drugs. Then they came for the raw milk and I did not...
https://blaisehartley.com/2026/04/21/no-one-left/
1 views
If you still think the Democrats are "better", you're only paying attention to the things they say!
📊 Post engagement
1
Avg engagement / post
2.2%
Engagement vs followers
Aug 2018
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: No One Left… First they came for the drugs, and I didn’t care b · 1 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.99 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.4×
Follows 105 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
No One Left…
First they came for the drugs, and I didn’t care because I don’t use drugs. Then they came for the raw milk and I did not...
https://blaisehartley.com/2026/04/21/no-one-left/
No One Left…
First they came for the drugs, and I didn't care because I don't use drugs. Then they came for the raw milk and I did not speak out because I am squeamish about very low levels of risk. Then they came for the sporting guns tha…
Gee. A company which stands to make billions from the resulting military contracts (and P.S. run by two foreigners) wants to tell us how to run our fucking country? FUCK. YOU. RIGHT. IN. THE. FACE.
https://www.newsweek.com/us-draft-update-…
If you still think the Democrats are "better", you're only paying attention to the things they say!
If I had to settle for a b-list superpower, I'd choose the ability to make spell-checkers and capitalizers become sentient *just* long enough to experience rending pain. They've been torturing me for 40 years, I'd like to give a little ba…
I'm thinking of changing all my profile photos...
"Mantello characterized Flock opposition as anti-police ... declared a state of emergency allowing her to mobilize whatever city resources are needed to continue paying Flock for use of its technology .... "
Small-town yokel mayors know th…
Holy Ship!
https://aus.social/@crk5/116339097768615985
After 4 months of side-hustle, dozens of "chats", and 100sof AI-assisted iterative prompt refinement passes, I've successfully created an AI agent which ingests technical product docs and becomes a product-oracle, giving detailed answers a…
Me: How do I delete a custom agent from my AI service account?
Agent: Which agent do you want to delete?
Me: That doesn't matter, just tell me how to delete one.
Agent: It's not necessary to delete custom agents from your account. You can …
Did I successfully re-set the displaced barrel of my favorite pen?
Yes
Did I shatter the hand-turned barrel made from 5000-year-old bog-wood?
Also yes...
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Imagine being an ICE officer, seeing your team kidnap children as bait for a trap for their parents, and thinking "Yup, we're the good-guys!"
If you still think the Democrats are "better", you're only paying attention to the things they say!
If I had to settle for a b-list superpower, I'd choose the ability to make spell-checkers and capitalizers become sentient *just* long enough to experience rending pain. They've been torturing me for 40 years, I'd like to give a little ba…
I'm thinking of changing all my profile photos...
"Mantello characterized Flock opposition as anti-police ... declared a state of emergency allowing her to mobilize whatever city resources are needed to continue paying Flock for use of its technology .... "
Small-town yokel mayors know th…
Holy Ship!
https://aus.social/@crk5/116339097768615985
After 4 months of side-hustle, dozens of "chats", and 100sof AI-assisted iterative prompt refinement passes, I've successfully created an AI agent which ingests technical product docs and becomes a product-oracle, giving detailed answers a…
Me: How do I delete a custom agent from my AI service account?
Agent: Which agent do you want to delete?
Me: That doesn't matter, just tell me how to delete one.
Agent: It's not necessary to delete custom agents from your account. You can …
Did I successfully re-set the displaced barrel of my favorite pen?
Yes
Did I shatter the hand-turned barrel made from 5000-year-old bog-wood?
Also yes...
😭
Imagine being an ICE officer, seeing your team kidnap children as bait for a trap for their parents, and thinking "Yup, we're the good-guys!"
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mastodon.cloud
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
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Verified link
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On Mastodon since
Aug 2018
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2018 — 7 years ago.
👁️Averages 1 views per post.
📤Posts about 1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated83/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
Medium
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.2% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (7+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Dad, Engineer, Artist, Maker, Dancer, Entrepreneur, Axe-flinger, Pain in the Ass...
If you are looking for Blaise the Maker, who is also me, look at the link in my profile.
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