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📊 Post engagement
🔥 Top post: may your enemies never taste nachos again · 66 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
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I maintain a data pipeline and the reporting system it feeds into for a dept head and the new person taking over that position is giving me regular bribes of mini 100 Grand bars to keep the data flowing
It's working
I proclaim that thunderstorms shall henceforth be referred to as explodey rain
the honorable vegetable from kentucky
you can take my <marquee> from my COLD, DEAD, HANDS
she phospholipid my bi til I layer
VNs should have been called fuck your own adventure books
🎶 oh Halle Berry
oh hallelujah
throw ecofascists
into the gulag 🎶
refill dog food storage containers while getting mobbed by three obligate carnivores challenge
difficulty level: impossible
I added a pets page and another easter egg to my site
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💡 Facts
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.2% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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16%
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16%
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14%
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14%
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12%
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10%
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