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bhauman

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Mastodon @bhauman@functional.cafe
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📣Sponsored postOne disclosed post (toot) with your link and message. $12→ 🧵Sponsored threadA multi-post explainer or story — the fediverse rewards dept… $30→ 📦Product seeding / honest reviewSend me your product — I post a disclosed, honest take. Auth… $16→ 📌Pinned sponsored postA disclosed post pinned to the top of my profile for the mon… $36/mo→ 🔗Profile link (bio field)Your link in one of my profile metadata fields for the month… $18/mo→ 🔁Boost packageI boost (repost) your account's toots through the month — di… $24/mo→ 🏛️Instance / community sponsorshipSponsor the server I run — a sponsor line in the About/rules… $30/mo→ 🤝Mutual boost collabWe boost each other across instances — a value swap between … Swap→ 🎬UGC HireBranded content for your own channels & ads from $50→ 🎙️Podcast guest spotInvite bhauman onto your podcast (~45 min, remote) $26→

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Followers
502
Account age
3 yrs
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🕵️ Fake follower check 📊 Engagement rate 💰 What they charge

Known for

This sourdough I just baked looks good on my laminated plywood countertop.4 views This sourdough I just baked looks good on my laminated plywood countertop.

📊 Post engagement

7
Avg engagement / post
1.4%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: I found my next Figwheel and I’m on fire. I missed this intense · 26 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.44 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
2×
Follows 246 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post I found my next Figwheel and I’m on fire. I missed this intense all consuming burn of creativity. #clojure ★ 26
I’m pretty excited to be heading to Krakow. ★ 3 OK so I’m quietly looking for work now. So if you know what I’m about and you think I’m a good fit let me know. ★ 3 Today I’m coding up an MCP server. I have some notions. #clojure ★ 2 Vibe Code Repair hourly fee schedule: $100 (my bitch session/lecture included free) $400 (AI invented imaginary libraries) $1200 (prompt included "you know, like facebook") $5000 (client attests "it worked yesterday") ★ 5 This in reference to all these vibe coded projects asserting that coding is a solved problem. ★ 4 Stochastic greenfields as far as the eye can see. Oh! You just created a greenfield project from scratch?? And it was easy!! That’s amazing!! ★ 6 Like this take on AI versus the real speed limits for software creation. https://bauer.codes/post/2025/01/10-years-of-genai-slop/ ★ 3 It’s interesting that the reaction to the overwrought JS ecosystem is to regress to sharing front-end UI state between the front and back end—expecting that to be simpler. It’s really not. SPAs aren’t the problem. Accretion is. You can—and… ★ 19 This sourdough I just baked looks good on my laminated plywood countertop. ★ 4 I just fixed a bug in the pop function ★ 3 Welp it’s on the front page of HN now. ★ 2

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
functional.cafe
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✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 7 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.4× per week.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated
89/100
Excellent Credibility score
99%
Real Real audience
Low Fake-follower risk
High Data confidence
  • Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~1.4% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Verified account.
  • Established account (3+ years old).

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Just a programmer in a church in the cold of Saskatchewan waiting for the collapse. That was supposed to be funny. I'm super into handtool woodworking and Canoeing the northern reaches of Saskatchewan. Author of Figwheel he/him #clojure #clojurescript #boardgames #handtools #woodworking #canoeing

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