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Followers
247
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
Estimated from audience size & typical reach — every deal is negotiable and held in SocialDB escrow.
🧰 Free analysis for Bern
📊 Post engagement
7
Avg engagement / post
2.8%
Engagement vs followers
Oct 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Wandering Shop Stories #wss366 for 30th July 2026: Proof “You ha · 19 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
28.9 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
3.2×
Follows 77 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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#WritersCoffeeClub for 1st August 2026
Firstly, a very big thank-you to @paris for pulling these together - your efforts are greatly appreciated!
1. What are your goals for the month, writing-wise?
I would like to make some progress on the…
#PennedPossibilities 1087 — Friday Edition: In honor of a friend (@thatwriterellie), we’re using a word once per week. Write or share something from your WIP pertaining to: “struggle.”
This is from an earlier WIP, near the end, and describ…
#WordWeavers for 31st July, 2026
31. Does your MC have a role model they look up to? If so, who?
Yes indeed! Illara looks up to several people. She has an enormous respect for the Queen, who she got to know quite well during the events tha…
#WritersCoffeeClub for 31st July 2026
31 End of the month roundup: What will you do differently next month?
I *hope* I will put a lot more effort toward the ‘business’ side of things: set up a website, perhaps, pull some earlier works int…
#PennedPossibilities 1086 — How do you find your inspiration? (Do you enjoy nature, books, games, films, shows, or all of the above?)
Yes.
To elaborate: inspiration comes from anywhere and everywhere. All of our experiences go into the gre…
Someone posted on the work bulletin board asking for help with a script not writing to a file on SharePoint.
The very first response: "Have you tried asking Copilot?"
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#PennedPossibilities 1085 — What is special about your world or universe?
It's *my* universe. 🤗
Seriously, I doubt there are any truly novel tropes or ideas in this setting, but it's a combination I came up with, inhabited by the characte…
Bloody lucky this bus was empty!
I'm guessing the car was travelling at quite some speed, to get airborne like that!
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-30/qld-car-lodges-in-bus-rocklea/106974526
#WritersCoffeeClub for 30th July 2026
30. End of the month roundup: How well did this month go for you?
I finished my WIP, and I think I did a pretty good job of it, so I think it went quite well, thank you! Now I need to decide where to p…
#WordWeavers for 30th July, 2026
30. Do the people close to you find your writing surprising?
I think they’re used to it by now – I’ve been doing it for a few years.
#PennedPossibilities 1084 — In your universe, what happens to people when they die?
The dominant religion teaches that when people die, they 'go to the embrace of the Mother', that being the deity the religion is focused around.
I have ce…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
aus.social
A Australia server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Oct 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 7 views per post.
📤Posts about 28.9× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.8% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Mechanical engineer. Wannabe novellist. Does noise control for a living. All round nerdy type.
Currently living on Turrbal/Jagera land on the southern side of Meanjin (Brisbane), Australia.
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