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My silly, retro, gorefest gridiron game is starting to feel like an actual game. So much fun to work on.
https://crunch.whitebeard.blog
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What a world we live in. I posted this joke of a message on linked in. And... in flooded the bots with their ever so serious takes on hybrid and remote working. I've flagged 15 messages so far.
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Have you ever wanted to turn a MIDI file into a punch pattern for a 30 note paper-feed music box? Of course you have. Who hasn't?
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What a world we live in. I posted this joke of a message on linked in. And... in flooded the bots with their ever so serious takes on hybrid and remote working. I've flagged 15 messages so far.
This made me laugh.
(I can't find a reliable original source for the image - let me know if I you need me to attribute it)
Ate so much garlic at lunch. Probably unwise to leave the house for a few days. How's your Monday?
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My silly, retro, gorefest gridiron game is starting to feel like an actual game. So much fun to work on.
https://crunch.whitebeard.blog
Big update to my gory, retro, silly gridiron game.
- stadium with crowd noises
- way better computer players
- lots more silly jokes and content
- chalk outlines for deceased players
- more gore
- completely new animation system
https://cr…
- the gaslighter - moves your furniture by a tiny amount every time you're out so you're just a bit unsettled all the time
- the anthropologist - hides behing houseplants and narrates your life like a David Attenborough documentary
- the n…
- escape room - every day it hides your house keys and leaves cryptic clues you have to solve before you go to work
- the foley bot - watches what you do and adds outsized sound effects
- the ghost car - gets dressed beside you at the spee…
I know people say they want a home robot to fold clothes and do cleaning but that's just a lack of imagination.
Here are some better ideas:
- the weeping angel - the robot only moves when you're not looking
- the cato bot - attacks you ran…
What kind of machine-consciousness denier are you? Take my handy quiz.
https://whitebeard.blog/posts/what-kind-of-machine-consciousness-denier-are-you/
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Have you ever wanted to turn a MIDI file into a punch pattern for a 30 note paper-feed music box? Of course you have. Who hasn't?
I've got you covered: https://thirty.whitebeard.blog
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