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…rusting in the midday sunlight
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Whenever a drawer opens, an inspection is required.
#BlackCats
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When I sit down to read and she reminds me of my skritching responsibilities.
…I guess I can read later, maybe when I’m not at home?
#blackcat
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Here is Early in what may her favorite spot, at that favorite time….
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…rusting in the midday sunlight
...at her best
She: (waking soon after sunrise) I heard a weird noise, where's Early?
Me: Dunno, you're sick, I'll go look, go back to sleep.
She (much later): Did you find her?
Me: Uh Huh
She: Where was she?
Me: never mind... more silly cat tricks.
When I sit down to read and she reminds me of my skritching responsibilities.
…I guess I can read later, maybe when I’m not at home?
#blackcat
When you just want to nap and she just wants to use you as a sofa.
Any open cupboard must be guarded - even the drinks cabinet.
Not off the diving board, but…
That’s a pretty good full pike position. (half a point off for not having her feet together)
Whenever a drawer opens, an inspection is required.
#BlackCats
Here is Early in what may her favorite spot, at that favorite time….
Herself, mistress of the wood stove (and naturally, of her domain)
With a black cat . . .
. . . either light ‘em up, or never mind
Early, the [Midnight Marauder / Feline Vandal] has caused the kitchen house plants to be taken into protective custody.
Now she can't chew on them or knock them into the sink below at 2AM, breaking their pots, frightening Staff and making …
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