Bed ⁂✓

Mastodon @bed@mastodon.au

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Followers

207

Account age

2 yrs

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Known for

12 views fuck off with your unsolicited ads Apple

📊 Post engagement

Avg engagement / post

2.4%

Engagement vs followers

Apr 2024

On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: fuck off with your unsolicited ads Apple · 12 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence

0.6 / week

A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.

Content mix

Mostly text

Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.

Follower / following

0.6×

Follows 356 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post fuck off with your unsolicited ads Apple ★ 12

new Russian Circles is nice - (instrumental band) not extreme but builds to nice slow heavyness https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlqjZnVxew8 awww man 😭 I've literally just been watching him in The Omen III - not the best movie to see him out with 😞 https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07-13/sam-neill-dies-jurassic-park-actor/103425588 ★ 1 RE: https://mastodon.online/@virtualbri/116896568840583183 Oh dear please no OMG OMG OMG Im so fucking happy. Igorrr are finally coming to Australia! 🤘🏼 FUCK YEAH Bucket List band for me! https://www.moshtix.com.au/v2/event/igorrr/196858 RE: https://mastodon.social/@stroughtonsmith/116728147405042960 Turns out this works in reverse on Tahoe to restore flat edge to edge sidebars too - for those who can't wait to upgrade to Golden Gate but not willing to deal with beta insta… Here’s a heartfelt moving Aussie movie from 2009 that I cannot recommend enough - currently on SBS in demand. https://boxd.it/elqITR ★ 1 JFC, great reminder to never hold people in too much esteem. I’ve always greatly admired Dawkins, but he’s either clearly old and losing his cognitive ability to reason, or just luck he presented so intelligently. He thinks Claude is consc… ★ 2 are you a tech bro? https://amiatechbro.com/ ★ 7 I watched the movie Possession yesterday and holy fucking shit what the fuck. Finally managed to get a review up https://letterboxd.com/bed42/film/possession/ RE: https://mastodon.social/@gamingonlinux/116221377055858049 New (and old) Defender Of The Crown? Fuck yeah! Core memory playing this on my Amiga! https://store.steampowered.com/app/4208140/Defender_of_the_Crown_The_Legend_Returns/ RE: https://mastodon.social/@marcedwards/116170649409724052 I hate this so much too! Same with the volume indicator

🐘 Community & instance

Home server

mastodon.au

A Australia server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.

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Verified link

Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.

On Mastodon since

Apr 2024

An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 2 years ago.

👁️Averages 5 views per post.

📤Posts about 0.6× per week.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated

84/100

Excellent Credibility score

95%

Real Real audience

Low Fake-follower risk

High Data confidence

Est. 95% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
Strong engagement (~2.4% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
Verified account.

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

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Brands Bed ⁂'s audience is most likely to respond to — from detected sponsorships in this niche.

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About

Just some tech guy, you know? Husband. Father. Nerd. Software engineer. Point and click adventure games. Pixel Art. Avant-Garde Black Metal. Cringe comedy. Two daughters. Four cats. He/Him. Melbourne, Australia.