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I think I've found the smoking gun (or guns) in this #repair of a 50 year old Singer sewing machine.
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Went for a 5am stroll around the garden whilst it was still in full shade. Can recommend it, the morning dew cooling the ankles felt lovely.
By 5:30 though the sun was reaching the ground and starting to warm things up
Will try to be up at the same time tomorrow.
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I think I've found the smoking gun (or guns) in this #repair of a 50 year old Singer sewing machine.
Went for a 5am stroll around the garden whilst it was still in full shade. Can recommend it, the morning dew cooling the ankles felt lovely.
By 5:30 though the sun was reaching the ground and starting to warm things up
Will try to be up a…
Having just had my first dialog (can't call it a conversation) with the GP's AI assistant trying to book a simple blood test.
If that's what passes for Intelligence in the NHS now. We're all gonna die!
I'll give it half an hour and phone …
Latest email included "Please God let me talk to a human".
Meanwhile snail mail request progresses. PO tracking says they have received the dead tree sheets.
Anyone have any idea how long gov.uk scheduled maintenance is likely to take. It's been three days so far.
Oops forgot to prep for tomorrows repair cafe. As a reminder based on tonight's "what's coming" email, need mains lamp components, quartz clock drives, random Singer sewing machine parts plus test material and cotton, a random shredder …
Wow, went to clean my teeth and looking out the window a buzzard was perched on the corner of the patio just twenty feet away. Just looked at me and in no kinda hurry flew away. They are big birds when seen against something to give you …
Managed to bring only two clocks home for overhaul this time.
Mind you with one of them I'm gonna have to start by treating the woodworm in the case.
Repair Cafe starts in two hours. Guess I better get out of bed.
Four repaired clocks to return. I really must stop bringing work home.
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