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Followers
68
Account age
4 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.4 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.2×
Follows 288 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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A rabbit and a cricket ball walk into a bar.
The rabbit says "your round".
The cricket ball says " holy shit, a talking rabbit!"
Uncle Mario, what's a metaphor?
It's a' fora selling your data.
"‘How can you tell when they’re right or wrong?’
He’d chuckled. ‘That’s easy. Usually if the party they’re blaming is weaker than them, then they’re making it all up. If the party they’re blaming is stronger … well, that’s when you really…
Because even if we are small, our connections become vast, and in this vast web of connection is the power to bend your small fragile self and its web of connections towards any viewpoint.
Choose wisely.
3/3
Love, relationships, ideas, viewpoints, ideologies. every connection having the possibilities of purity or poison.
and through the examining of these connections from our small viewpoint we build our sense of ourselves, and our sense of th…
We are small and fragile, so we throw out connections the anchor ourselves into a wider more stable world.
and our view of the world becomes bigger, but only from our small viewpoint.
So then we allow other connections to anchor into us, a…
Just a little exsanguination and a final exhalation
Then box me for cremation and atomic separation
Oh, the freedom of defenestration and terminal de-elevation
To face plant in a nation and spread my imagination
A wheezing inhalation of mo…
He ghosted me.
So I broke up with him.
Sometimes I think the only reason my Norwegian boyfriend picked me is because I know how to pronounce Blåhaj properly .
(blow-hai)
He doesn't come here so I think it's safe for me to shout it out without him becoming emotionally overloaded
I fucking love my -_-sleepy boy!
Feeling sad today.
Had to break up with a guy because we wanted different things.
I wanted to be his boyfriend.
He wanted to be someone else's boyfriend.
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🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mstdn.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Apr 2022
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 4 years ago.
📤Posts about 0.4× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated57/100
Fair
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
Medium
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Limited engagement data — score uses the signals available.
- Established account (4+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
🗹 unofficial
Things I am:
Neurospicy, Pansexual, Digisexual, Polyamorous (but only in VRC), bitter, sarcastic, mean to stupid people.
Things I am not:
Very good a maintaining relationships, Batman, three dwarves in a trench coat, sorry.
it/thing/ew!.
#GNUTerryPratchett
#PipeSmoker
#FBPE
#VR #VRChat #ERP
Don't forget to tip your server admin
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