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Followers
2.8K
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Dec 10latest
39
Avg engagement / post
21–42
Typical post (engagement)
1.4%
Engagement vs followers
69/100
Consistent reach
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 21 and 42 likes + reposts (median 35) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: Frankincense is the doctor, Myrrh is the stupid sound the monste · 101 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
6 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
2.4×
Follows 1.2K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY, I WANT TO STAY HOME AND WORSHIP MY ELDRITCH YULE GODS IN PEACE.
Stop asking me what is new. Nothing is new. Underneath this hardened carapace, my innards are slowly turning to mulch.
I am completely safe for work if you work at the morgue.
Ghostly Victorian child can't hear you over the joyous squelch of the jellied eels.
If you are cold, they are NOT cold. They are a portal to Hell, Kevin. Don't you dare bring them inside.
I leave a piece of me behind every time I dream, so if I get lost the next time I can find my way home. But someday I will wake and there will be nothing left, just a pile of entrails and bones.
I said we were going to wax poetic, not wax a poet, Kevin. Put your damn shirt back on.
Don't swipe right on the orb of pulsating flesh, no matter what persuasive matters it calls out to you.
A 96 is a nonsexual position in which we turn away from one another and blatantly ignore our genitals for as long as it takes.
Your skin looks great, what have you been doing?
Every night I douse myself in tears and microwaved butter.
Every day a new subterranean creature of damp and darkness claws its shrieking way up from the absolute depths just to open a manhole to the outside world and say "nope," before beating a hasty retreat back down into the stinking old sewer…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
beige.party
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 39 views per post.
📤Posts about 6× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated43/100
Fair
Credibility score
73%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 73% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~1.4% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
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