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New profession just dropped: slopfixing
"Slopfix is a team of three senior engineers who refactor vibecoded codebases back to maintainability."
https://odra.dev/slopfix/
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/16/pigeon-california-firefighters
https://marketoonist.com/2026/07/the-trust-gap-in-marketing-qualified-leads.html
Foldable screen, but this one is not a phone, it's an e-Ink tablet on which you can read and write, stylus included.
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GLP-1 support kit.
Motorcycle sold separately
https://wronghands1.com/2026/07/07/sisyphus-moving-day/
Quay — macOS menubar app to start, stop and monitor services — project servers, Homebrew formulae, Docker containers, terminal agents
Bonus points: open source, built on Tauri v2 so lightweight
https://abhi.am/quay
HotkeyClash — scans running apps, Karabiner, skhd, and macOS system shortcuts to show you where two or more use the same hotkey
Bonus points: open source, no dependencies, no cloud account necessary
https://hotkeyclash.com
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