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I love the simplicity of the new MCP 2.0!
They just took the MCP tool request parameters, externalized them, wrapped that up as JSON properties, added redundant id and method properties, unnecessary metadata, enclosed all of that as JSON inside HTTP POST, and threw in a few headers that duplicate properties already in the HTTP body. Could it be any simpler?
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A catalogue of forecasts, made in earnest, that the calendar has since refuted.
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I'm not like a zoom arounder
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A catalogue of forecasts, made in earnest, that the calendar has since refuted.
https://boyswhocriedai.lovable.app
"Watson also used an emerging term, "friction-maxxing," where steps are deliberately reintroduced into a task to counteract technology designed to be frictionless."
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-digital-self/202607/ai-and-the…
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I'm not like a zoom arounder
But don't forget that mere growth is so last year — grift is where the real money is
"In fact, the UT report found little evidence that alleged fraud prevents founders from raising funding for new startups, even when those fraud cases rece…
If you raised but not posting insane growth metrics on LinkedIn what even are you?
"There are more funding opportunities than ever, regardless of age — accelerators, incubators, pre-seed funds. But that money comes with strings attached: F…
degr — screensaver that does one thing only — shows current time and the weather
https://degr.app
https://thehustle.co/originals/what-happens-when-the-ai-bubble-pops
I love the simplicity of the new MCP 2.0!
They just took the MCP tool request parameters, externalized them, wrapped that up as JSON properties, added redundant id and method properties, unnecessary metadata, enclosed all of that as JSON i…
Q: “What’s an industry that provides zero value to society but makes billions of dollars?”
https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/2026/07/influencer-job-controversial-nantucket-store/688132/
LLMs default to agreeing with you and yet sounding super confident in whatever they say. This helpful apps allows you to tune the LLM to your desired behavior — tweak cognitive sovereignty, epistemic uncertainty, reference surfacing, sycop…
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