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The one on the left doesn't want to eat his own food and tries to steal mine while I'm in the process of making it.
The one on the right attacks and bites my toes.
They're both wonderful c:
-- Jay (any pronouns)
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I haven't posted in the Fediverse in a while, but I have, indeed, been out making friends :neofox__w_:
Here's one I made today!
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I was in St. Louis for a bit! The train station is kinda cute c:
Also, hello St. Louis friends! :D
There's a few of you~
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One thing I can appreciate about where I live now is that cools off fairly nicely once the sun goes down. High was >38°C and the temperature dropped to 35°C with pretty much just the sun going down 😎
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The one on the left doesn't want to eat his own food and tries to steal mine while I'm in the process of making it.
The one on the right attacks and bites my toes.
They're both wonderful c:
-- Jay (any pronouns)
I haven't posted in the Fediverse in a while, but I have, indeed, been out making friends :neofox__w_:
Here's one I made today!
Smoke detectors are good and necessary, but why do they only start chirping at you for a new 9 volt at 3:30 in the morning?
Why not a 7 PM "I'm terribly sorry for the interruption of your evening, my friend, but I require a new battery in…
-- Chelsea (she/her)
Toasters bring me an exceptional amount of joy. I just see toasters and go, "You have exactly one job, turning bread into toast, and you reliably excel at it. Way to go, toaster! 🥺"
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So you know how in Star Trek, they all have universal translators in their ears? So they can all understand each other?
Presumably, if the universal translator can translate all these languages, they could translate baby babbles too…
We've reached the point of frustration with our particular disease (hEDS) where we have to make *some* form of change in what we do to manage it.
Unfortunately, it seems to be so poorly understood by science and medicine that there isn't …
Switched around some stuff with my HRT and gained more than a cup size in two weeks x////x
I really should have done this sooner.
If it's not working for you, don't be afraid to change things up 💜
-- Maayan (it/its)
I was in St. Louis for a bit! The train station is kinda cute c:
Also, hello St. Louis friends! :D
There's a few of you~
One thing I can appreciate about where I live now is that cools off fairly nicely once the sun goes down. High was >38°C and the temperature dropped to 35°C with pretty much just the sun going down 😎
Our Ehlers-Danlos skin is so fragile, we just cut ourselves on a cardboard box. Twice. 😭
-- Efes (they/them)
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