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Followers
3.6K
Account age
2 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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🧰 Free analysis for paul
Known for
111 views
"Now, fuck off. Then keep fucking off. Fuck off until you come up to a gate with a sign saying 'You Can't Fuck Off Past Here. ' Climb over the gate, dream the impossible dream, and keep fucking off forever."
20 views
we got lost looking for the ship, but ended up somewhere better.
@Shelfie
13 views
Photo post
12 views
Video post
📊 Post engagement
17
Avg engagement / post
0.5%
Engagement vs followers
May 2024
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: "Now, fuck off. Then keep fucking off. Fuck off until you come u · 111 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
32.7 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 3 text · 8 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
0.6×
Follows 6K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
View on Mastodon ↗
🔥 Top post
"Now, fuck off. Then keep fucking off. Fuck off until you come up to a gate with a sign saying 'You Can't Fuck Off Past Here. ' Climb over the gate, dream the impossible dream, and keep fucking off forever."
Photo post
honestly, if the gop going after fauci is their best plan for the midterms, short of election fraud, their goose is cooked.
i presume trump will declare an emergency etc, but can't stop elections.
please please please can these parasites…
i like it when i see a funny post and check out their profile, only to see i am following them already.
it vindicates my actions.
on a side note they have changed it so your follower number doesn't go up at 50, and i am low key sad.
now reddit makes you sign in to see it, will you?
https://fosstodon.org/@sleet01/116994122015002673
trump at lindsey graham's funeral:
we got lost looking for the ship, but ended up somewhere better.
@Shelfie
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Video post
@Alice
the fucker is a kleptomaniac.
Trump Confirms He’s Hoarding Billions From Venezuelan Oil - President Trump is refusing to say what happened to the billions his administration took from Venezuelan oil sales.
Check the bathroom at Pedo Lago
https://www.reddit.com/r/poli…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
beige.party
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
May 2024
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 17 views per post.
📤Posts about 32.7× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated56/100
Fair
Credibility score
67%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 67% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.5% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Follows 6K accounts — more than its own followers — a common follow-for-follow / bot pattern.
- Verified account.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
back up at @amiserabilist
Avatar: penny farthing i am not a number
Header: plague island
What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.
gen x
amab/cis/het standing with 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
he/him
probably on the spectrum.
if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.
it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.
#memes
#minimalism
#scifi
#comics
#design
#architecture
#linux
#theBeigeSpooneratti
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