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Account age

8 yrs

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📊 Post engagement

Avg engagement / post

1.1%

Engagement vs followers

Sep 2018

On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: " I’d come to a candlelit loft in Manhattan for a “mindful singl · 1 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence

20.7 / week

Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.

Content mix

Mostly text

Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.

Follower / following

0.3×

Follows 290 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post " I’d come to a candlelit loft in Manhattan for a “mindful singles event” called The Feels, which was designed to be the opposite of the disembodied experience of dating apps. Participants, phones tucked away, paired up and attempted a series of “somatic awareness” exercises, in… ★ 1

Just as a Catholic mass has the same structure wherever on Earth it's conducted, football (in individual games and in international championship) has an established rhythm of anticipation, hope, pain, loss, and redemption. I can only think of two institutions where you can drop off a person anywhere in the planet, and despite differences in age, language, and culture they can be instantly be in community: The World Cup and the Catholic Church. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/downtown-miami/article316753246.html Feeling cursed. The spirits are not happy with me. Or most likely I'm just not happy with myself. Overheard in Miami: "remember when we used to prank call that uh... suicide center? Because they had to talk to us?"

Photo post That article doesn't quite hit Miami Bingo, but it comes pretty damn close. ✅ Scammers ✅ Soundcloud Rappers ✅ Santeria ✅ Moving to Central Florida because of living expenses This is the most interesting storytelling I read from the New Times in over a decade. The journey of a goat saved from a ritual sacrifice. https://www.miaminewtimes.com/music/goat-escapes-santeria-sacrifice-in-miami-rappers-40571740/ " A lot of stories were less dramatic: tales of confusion and quiet disappointment, featuring men who couldn’t seem to express or even decide what they wanted." deadass I think they're talking about me (and the type of exes I had are def t… I'd rather eat a bullet, which I guess makes me part of the problem. https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/09/modern-romance-recession/687968/ Increasingly convinced that Tony Bourdain is Kurt Cobain for the newer generation

🐘 Community & instance

Home server

mastodon.social

A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.

On Mastodon since

Sep 2018

An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2018 — 8 years ago.

👁️Averages 1 views per post.

📤Posts about 20.7× per week.

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Estimated

43/100

Fair Credibility score

73%

Mixed Real audience

Medium Fake-follower risk

High Data confidence

Est. 73% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
Low engagement (~1.1% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
Established account (8+ years old).

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