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Followers
251
Account age
3 yrs
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Known for
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Feb 19latest
7
Avg engagement / post
1–8
Typical post (engagement)
2.8%
Engagement vs followers
45/100
Variable reach
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 1 and 8 likes + reposts (median 4) — reach is spiky, driven by the occasional post that pops.
🔥 Top post: Poem about the #FarageRiots in the UK. · 27 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.1 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
2.6×
Follows 95 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Poem about the #FarageRiots in the UK.
8 bottles of this then head home to tickle the wife.
There's a very famous kebab shop in #Glasgow called BestKebab.
That automatically creates a gap in the market for one called Kebaberage
I think you'd like my podcast. I just talk about myself for 90 minutes straight. I churn out 4 episodes a week.
Due to irreconcilable musical differences, tomorrow's church fete will feature performances from 2 barbershop duets.
Hospital gowns fasten at the front like jackets keeping your bum covered at all times.
I will die on this hill.
The phrase "technical recession" is coined in some parts of the media in order to make the public less concerned - i.e. "We're only in a technical recession, not a real one."
Two quarters of falling gdp defines a recession, and that's a pr…
Whereas talking to a Fifer, the words he says indicates he's offering to kick your head in.
But the way he says it makes you think he wants to take you to a dance.
If you've ever heard 2 Mandarin Chinese speakers conversing, to the Western ear it can sound as if they are angry with one another.
This is because Mandarin Chinese is a tonal language, so primary word meaning is derived from pitch, there…
This narrator might be a hypocrite.
#Socialism #Poem #Poetry
I suspect this type of driver doesn't read poetry.
#Poetry #Poem #Driving
Vladimir Putin's surname is actually derived from equipment used by miners.
In fact, the first thing they teach you on day one working in the mine is "Don't mix up your sandwichtin and your putin."
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.scot
A Scotland server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
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Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 7 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
📍Based in United Kingdom.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~2.8% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Wales-based Scotsman who fancies himself as a poet, among other things. Mostly writing light verse in English with occasional diversions into Scots.
I always follow back creators of poetry or art!
#poetry #poem #ScotsLeid #LightVerse
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