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Candidate for best bird name. Drongo on a wire
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why hello there little guy, stay warm today! #wildoz garden gecko
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I am supposed to return to MPOW today after a ten day holiday. Sadly, I shall spend today like the past few days; in bed, aching all over, somewhat viral, and very snotty. At least I know what I don't have
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Well that was remarkably self-inflicted stupid. Went out for a short afternoon ride, got to the end of the suburb & stopped to rearrange my glove because the cold wind was blowing up my sleeve. Standing there holding my left glove in my right hand, I'd managed to put one foot down in some slippery mud, which shot out from under me, did the splits, tangling up in the bike and smacking my eyebrow
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Well that was remarkably self-inflicted stupid. Went out for a short afternoon ride, got to the end of the suburb & stopped to rearrange my glove because the cold wind was blowing up my sleeve. Standing there holding my left glove in my …
one day I shall gather up _all_ the SD cards that are on, in, and under my desk and I shall find out just what on earth is on them all
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New collective noun just dropped, "An overwhelm of #hashtags"
I'm all in favour of higher density housing in #Melbourne but FFS, take a look at 4-6 story housing in European towns, I'm not convinced the whacking a 14 story apartment building in a 2 story block of shops is the way to go. Of course i…
note to self. Rice in rice cooker cooks much faster if rice cooker is switched on
note to family. Due to technical difficulties dinner will be somewhat delayed
why hello there little guy, stay warm today! #wildoz garden gecko
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Candidate for best bird name. Drongo on a wire
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The teenager is reading out choice sections of Anna Karenina while spouse is watching the tennis, how's your Saturday going?
I am supposed to return to MPOW today after a ten day holiday. Sadly, I shall spend today like the past few days; in bed, aching all over, somewhat viral, and very snotty. At least I know what I don't have
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