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after-pre-school vibes ✨✨
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"Flying international today sir? Here's your boarding pass and... well, we heard about your accident." 😳
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Summer weather means it's too hot for onesies. 🌞
No more onesies means these teddy bears are coming out to play! 🧸
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“If you don’t get your chores started I’m going to start on mine.”
“Oh yeah and what chores are those?”
“Changin’ and Spankin’, Little Boy!”
“OK OK OK ok ok ok ok ok” 🏃♂️
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after-pre-school vibes ✨✨
“If you don’t get your chores started I’m going to start on mine.”
“Oh yeah and what chores are those?”
“Changin’ and Spankin’, Little Boy!”
“OK OK OK ok ok ok ok ok” 🏃♂️
*visits to Amsterdam/Daddy's house may include bike rides and diaper changes in -3739503827 degree weather. 🥶 🚲
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"Have you seen where I put the baby monitor?"
"Uhhhhh... just a second Dad!"
Summer weather means it's too hot for onesies. 🌞
No more onesies means these teddy bears are coming out to play! 🧸
But don't worry, he made sure I was diapered before, saving my shorts AND his car. 😉
A little field trip to the science museum with my bestest dutch big bro. I maaaaybe wet my pants a̶ ̶l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶b̶i̶t̶ a lot when I saw the big scary T-Rex. 🦖
Relaxing in my bubble bath be like:
"Does baby boy want to wear shortalls to the store today? It's hot so maybe just a shirt..."
"SHORTALLS ARE FINE!"
🛀 w/ @amsterdad
"Is that Daddy's famous bacon and eggs I smell?" 🥓 🍳
@amsterdad : "Perhaps.. but I smell someone who needs a change first." :diaper_wet:
"Flying international today sir? Here's your boarding pass and... well, we heard about your accident." 😳
went on a trip → didn't wear diapers → paid the price 🙈
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