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I wasn't aware the pigeons had a collective roosting/gossiping session planned today but here we are anyway.
There is no food out there, so I've no idea what this is in aid of.
#Pigeons
Lunch today was:
Slightly overcooked orzo pasta (I prefer it al dente),
Oven roasted kale,
Carrot puree that should have been a smooth sauce but I didn't have any ricotta,
Spinach pesto.
It absolutely worked as component parts but made for…
Never fear though there's yet another fucking chocolate cheesecake and some bullshit from Tom Kerridge The Pub Landlord.
Ah it's that time of year again when the supermarkets release their Christmas offerings. Let's see...
Token nut roast, check.
The same fucking onion tarte as every other year, check.
A soggy vegan roast, check.
Sixteen million fucking mea…
Opening message from a guy On The Apps:
"dude you look like a beast."
Still working out how to process this one.
Yo dawg I heard you like surveys
Then the restaurant clapped
Okay fair play it actually went without a hitch, bar having to learn a new desktop layout.
The guide here: https://pengfei99.github.io/doc_center/adminsys/os_setup/08.Debian_upgrade/ was super useful and I recommend it for anyone with an o…
Turned out my PiHole was running Debian Bullseye which was out of support at the end of August. And so here goes the upgrade to Bookworm and then to Trixie - I'm sure this will all go smoothly without any losses or hiccups.
Re-do the colouring on the grout for the bathroom floor, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
You'll mostly be using a toothbrush, they didn't say.
Finally some good news from our Deutschen brethren (article linked is a video)
> German Socialists Win Mamdani-Style Victory in Berlin
https://novaramedia.com/2026/09/21/german-socialists-win-mamdani-style-victory-in-berlin/
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