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Followers
6.4K
Account age
2 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
Estimated from audience size & typical reach — every deal is negotiable and held in SocialDB escrow.
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📊 Post engagement
6
Avg engagement / post
0.1%
Engagement vs followers
Feb 2024
On Bluesky since
🔥 Top post: This sums up U.S. Elections perfectly. · 16 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.42 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.4×
Follows 16K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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It’s only 2 weeks people. Let’s not get excited. 🙄
Then again, we don’t even know if he is telling the truth anyway.
Welp…. That pretty much guarantees the next 10 years full of more “terrorist” attacks for us sadly.
Why do we as citizens allow this to keep happening to us? But no, we just blame the terrorists and double down. 🙄
First it’s DOGE checks, then it was tariff checks, now it’s health care checks….
Man we are going to be rolling in the dough aren’t we?
FOH you fucking magamorons, none of this is happening and it never will.
Dick Cheney is dead.
#thedickisdead
It’s always funny listening to hypocritical Dodgers fans cheer for Mookie Betts.
#dodgersfans
#hypocrites
#worldseries
Just waiting for the Dodgers to fucking lose. 🥱
Houston Rockets looked really good tonight!!!
I’m loving’ it!! 🏀🤘
And now you are realizing how many apps you have that use AWS.
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Classic. 😂😂😂
Can the liberals get together a project 2029 plan perhaps? It seems no one took project 2025 seriously.
The Astros doing bullshit stuff right now… maybe they’ll stop this bullshit stuff starting tomorrow.
🦋 Handle & authenticity
Bluesky handle
@captainobviously.bsky.social
A default .bsky.social handle — genuine, but not domain-verified. Confirm identity before a high-value deal.
On Bluesky since
Feb 2024
Joined after Bluesky opened to the public — a settled account with a real history.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Bluesky in 2024 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 6 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.4× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated24/100
Low
Credibility score
48%
Low
Real audience
High
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 48% real, active audience · High fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.1% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Follows 16K accounts — more than its own followers — a common follow-for-follow / bot pattern.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Fuck Twitter & Elon Musk
I welcome new friends, but not douchebag blue checks from Xcrement.
No DMs from:
• Crypto, Donation, and foreign scammers
• Illuminati BS
• Relationship scammers or onlyfans whores….
🚨🚨I will report ALL of you shitheads! 🚨🚨
🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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