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Followers
62
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
4
Avg engagement / post
6.5%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: I am sad and angry about this. We used a lot of MS-ISAC's servi · 6 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.18 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.3×
Follows 195 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Once upon a time, our CIO said he didn't want to be on my bad side because I scared him.
Now my imposter syndrome likes to tell me "you're not actually good at your job; people just say that because they're afraid of you."
🥲
I would like a job where I pet cats and do not think.
Not me thinking this headline was about potato chips. :blob_gnikniht:
It's probably time for lunch...
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@ifin/116540679223847150
:blobcatfearful:
In the fall I found my old journal from college and was surprised that amongst the musings on anxiety and unrequited love were a few poems (generally about the aforementioned topics). Then I remembered that I have a Google drive folder of …
What are your favorite protest songs? Of any era or genre.
I asked YT Music to make a playlist of "songs for when I'm mad at the government." It chose 4-5 artists who have had angry songs and then selected a bunch of their other work to b…
Aww, sheet. More #fortinet shenanigans.
https://fortiguard.fortinet.com/psirt/FG-IR-26-060
"...may allow an attacker with a FortiCloud account and a registered device to log into other devices registered to other accounts, if FortiCloud S…
Do you ever think about the fact that someday you will no longer exist and just freak the fuck out?
#existentialcrisis
#PSA: If you live in Western NYS and need to fly internationally, just drive to Canada and get a direct flight out of Toronto.
That's what I usually do but I thought I'd fly out of my "home" airport this time. Mistake. The headache of US …
Two companies I previously worked at had #layoffs recently. I started seeing the "open for work" posts from former colleagues on #Linkedin this morning. I clicked "support"/like on a few annnnd then LinkedIn stopped showing them to me. :bl…
This seems dumb. I hope someone creates a reply-all storm on an email about the "correctness" of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5423969-trump-memo-religious-expression/
Not me thinking this headline was about potato chips. :blob_gnikniht:
It's probably time for lunch...
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@ifin/116540679223847150
:blobcatfearful:
In the fall I found my old journal from college and was surprised that amongst the musings on anxiety and unrequited love were a few poems (generally about the aforementioned topics). Then I remembered that I have a Google drive folder of …
What are your favorite protest songs? Of any era or genre.
I asked YT Music to make a playlist of "songs for when I'm mad at the government." It chose 4-5 artists who have had angry songs and then selected a bunch of their other work to b…
Aww, sheet. More #fortinet shenanigans.
https://fortiguard.fortinet.com/psirt/FG-IR-26-060
"...may allow an attacker with a FortiCloud account and a registered device to log into other devices registered to other accounts, if FortiCloud S…
Do you ever think about the fact that someday you will no longer exist and just freak the fuck out?
#existentialcrisis
#PSA: If you live in Western NYS and need to fly internationally, just drive to Canada and get a direct flight out of Toronto.
That's what I usually do but I thought I'd fly out of my "home" airport this time. Mistake. The headache of US …
Two companies I previously worked at had #layoffs recently. I started seeing the "open for work" posts from former colleagues on #Linkedin this morning. I clicked "support"/like on a few annnnd then LinkedIn stopped showing them to me. :bl…
This seems dumb. I hope someone creates a reply-all storm on an email about the "correctness" of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5423969-trump-memo-religious-expression/
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
infosec.exchange
A cybersecurity & infosec server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~6.5% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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