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Followers
33
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
4
Avg engagement / post
12.1%
Engagement vs followers
Jul 2023
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: You hear a nock on your front door. You go and open it. Before y · 16 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.89 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.3×
Follows 120 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Went to a sapphic munch on an island called "beaver island", it doesn't get better than that.
Listening to Rage Against The Machine, knowing fully well that I would do anything and everything Handler told me
#mechsploitation #warhound
I don't get the stock market, and I don't own any shares. Frankly I find the whole thing immoral and I think it should be illegal. But I can wholeheartedly invest in progesterone oviposition dildos
When she starts calling you "ImsorrymommyIwillbegoodIpromise" but it's not the agreed safe word so you keep hiting
If you watched 3 hours of the most depraved porn you have ever seen, can you say you watched a movie? And other questions I ask myself after joining my friend's reading challenge
I though it would be funny to set the AOL "You've got mail" sound as a notification sound for Thunderbird on my phone. I feared I downloaded some kind of bootleg version that says "You've got mayo" instead. But it turns out it is correct. …
I Have No Peenitz, and I Must Pee
I'm on that kink in denial to kinky Danielle pipeline
In Poland we have a saying: Not my amazing digital circus, not my amazing digital monkeys.
And I think it's beautiful
Good thing about wearing a skirt is that when I spill my drink on my crotch, I can just rotate it 180° and instead of looking like I pissed myself, I can look like I shat myself
When a taxi drops you off on a designated kiss and ride parking you should get a lil smooch from the driver
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
tech.lgbt
A LGBTQ+ tech server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Jul 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.9× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated76/100
Good
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
Medium
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.1× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
FOSS and Linux enthusiast.
Backend and mobile developer.
Vegan, longboarding, cycling leftist.
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