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Update: since I posted this I've climbed 3000 meters more and the year's total is now at 6956 meters!
"If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bicycle" calls for "If my grandmother had parentheses she'd be emacs"
But I am pro-emacs like the way I am pro-bicycle.
I'm not anti-AI or pro-AI the way I'm not anti-car or pro-car.
Tech is so boring these days. Just going on hacker news, you can see it in the titles.
"The productivity mirage" /eurgh HR coded slop/
"The cold email" /bleh another career glorifying thing maybe/
"Logic for programmers" /I'd like to be il…
Tried out putting some cottage cheese in my scrambled eggs this morning but it started getting watery after sitting in the plate and cooling down.
The input is always milk, whether it be from sheep, goat, cow or buffalo, which are completely different animals. So where is the soy milk and the tofu in their charts?!
This morning I am thinking about the classification of cheese. Many scholars seem to classify cheese according to how they were coagulated, and then by how much processing is done i.e. ageing and pressing.
The MPW meme "I didn't make Gordon cry, he made himself cry. It was his choice to cry." though at first cynical is actually a pretty good mental trick of relocalizing and reframing things.
The movie didn't make me cry because of its emotio…
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