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Gosh, if only there were some kind of existing mechanism for restricting peoples rights to copy the work of others that all AI companies could respect so that others don't profit from their investment in creativity.
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Alternatively, "AI bros who voted for leopards-eating-faces party never exepected leopards to eat their face".
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I think the normal phrase is "Valued" customer. Perhaps this counts as saying the quiet bit out loud though.
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Gosh, if only there were some kind of existing mechanism for restricting peoples rights to copy the work of others that all AI companies could respect so that others don't profit from their investment in creativity.
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Alternatively, "AI bros who voted for leopards-eating-faces p…
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If AI is so fucking brilliant at helping developers write better code faster, how come the western AI companies' systems need so much more hardware?
I'll answer my own question: because AI can only help you write tiny, well-defined functio…
In the same sense that the word "Madrid" is a Spanish word that means "the capital city of Spain".
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I think the normal phrase is "Valued" customer. Perhaps this counts as saying the quiet bit out loud though.
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