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At the farmers market in the sunshine. #dogsOfMastodon #dogs
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Nothing says "I love you" like climbing into my bed with the tummy ache she's had all day from eating trash on the morning walk and then barfing in it. Yes, my bed is the safe place. Now who you gonna listen to next time I say leave it? (Hint: not me.) #DogsOfMastodon
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Last infusion starting shortly. Which means last hair loss in 2 weeks. Which means I might have some damned eyebrows by mid March. Scalp? What scalp? Eyelashes and eyebrows are what I'm after here. Monacle just because I am not tired of selfies with it yet. You want one!! They are prescription, inexpensive, useful and something between professorial, villainous and piratey. https://www.nearsights.c
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At the farmers market in the sunshine. #dogsOfMastodon #dogs
Last infusion starting shortly. Which means last hair loss in 2 weeks. Which means I might have some damned eyebrows by mid March. Scalp? What scalp? Eyelashes and eyebrows are what I'm after here. Monacle just because I am not tired of se…
Today I ran out to do errands in the late afternoon with no purse, just my wallet and phone in my pockets, my sunglasses on my face and the new monocle around my neck. Outside the store, sunglasses. Inside the store, monocle!! Works as pla…
Nothing says "I love you" like climbing into my bed with the tummy ache she's had all day from eating trash on the morning walk and then barfing in it. Yes, my bed is the safe place. Now who you gonna listen to next time I say leave it? (H…
So in the midst of chemotherapy, everything is a road back into reinforcement of a healthy training relationship with my dog. I will probably be back to more or less regular energy next week but infusion week means I need her brain engaged…
There is no ill in the world that a good cup of coffee and some well buttered toast made of seedy bread can't improve. Bonus if you add a cup of berries and a wedge of cheese. Did I mention the dog snuggled up to my hip eyeing my toast for…
I have a neighbor who texts me every time she goes to Wegmans now to ask if cancer-patient me needs anything. I invariably shrug and tell her I'm good and then she assures me that the Wegmans gods cannot comprehend my not needing a creme b…
Bicycle people of the fediverse, please compare and contrast for me the difference between a touring #bike 20 years old and a gravel bike today. Obviously I need to do hands on research but I have a lovely not-quite fitting old steel touri…
The fantastic #podcast Modes of Thought in Anterran Literature has been without an update in a long time. The writer thinks he's going to be dropping episodes again this Fall and to get us in the mindset again he just dropped a stand alone…
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