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Followers
179
Account age
4 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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Known for
📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
1.1%
Engagement vs followers
Jun 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: I heard you liked mechanical keyboards. #linotype #INITHELLO · 10 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
1.3 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
2.2×
Follows 82 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
I heard you liked mechanical keyboards. #linotype #INITHELLO
Why aren't people having kids?
Maybe because every supervillain origin story boils down to their parents fucked them up.
Whenever I'm feeling out of sorts and foggy, I lie down for a nap. Immediately, my brain reminds me of all the things I need to be doing other than napping, and I get a sense of clarity and urgency that lasts the rest of the day.
Of cours…
Was the Idiot POTUS frightened by a national park as a child? Only explanation I can think of.
The fireworks are fun and everything, but there's another 13 years until America's real 250th birthday. 1776 was more of the country's fumbling, awkward, messy conception than its actual birth.
Who has unresolved Daddy issues? Reply with why your dad was the worst, and I'll send a heartfelt apology, and why I'm proud of you, kiddo.
I'm pretty much sports agnostic, so can someone answer me this: are all of the World Cup 2026 results coming with a big asterisk? Or is it normal for a bunch of the teams, staff, officials, and fans to be denied entry to the venue?
Picking up carryout at a restaurant showing the local sports competition. Peaked at 83dB. Painful.
It really is "1984" out here. We even have the Two Minutes Hate every time they show Donnie on the Jumbotron.
Today I became aware that https://hotwheelsmonstertruckslive.com is a thing.
Oversized trucks, dressed up to look like giant versions of toy cars that are themselves made to look like miniature versions of fantastic vehicles with exaggera…
Pride is a strange thing. Normally I'd say it's wrong to be "proud" of *being* a thing. Of something you were born as. The place, race, circumstances of your birth - you had nothing to do with. Pride should come from an accomplishment.
An…
If the universe is a simulation, that begs the next question: a simulation of what?
Or not a simulation so much as a meta reality version of Conway's Game of Life, with a simple set of rules and a starting condition. Press start and let it…
Picking up carryout at a restaurant showing the local sports competition. Peaked at 83dB. Painful.
It really is "1984" out here. We even have the Two Minutes Hate every time they show Donnie on the Jumbotron.
Today I became aware that https://hotwheelsmonstertruckslive.com is a thing.
Oversized trucks, dressed up to look like giant versions of toy cars that are themselves made to look like miniature versions of fantastic vehicles with exaggera…
Pride is a strange thing. Normally I'd say it's wrong to be "proud" of *being* a thing. Of something you were born as. The place, race, circumstances of your birth - you had nothing to do with. Pride should come from an accomplishment.
An…
If the universe is a simulation, that begs the next question: a simulation of what?
Or not a simulation so much as a meta reality version of Conway's Game of Life, with a simple set of rules and a starting condition. Press start and let it…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
oldbytes.space
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✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Jun 2022
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 4 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.3× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.1% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (4+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I cannot confirm or deny the rumors that I am a self-aware collection of bash scripts.
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