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Me too, stuffed emu. Me too.
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Misty morning in the garden.
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Nobody has informed the bees or the trees that it is winter here in Australia. #Bloomscrolling #bees
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Went to the Cartier exhibition at the NGV. Pretty things, great craftsmanship, ostentatious and tasteless displays of extreme wealth. It’s got it all. Here’s some pictures of the ceilings because I liked them. #melbourne
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Today’s coffee comes all the way from the Land of My Fathers (and also, me). Coffi Dre was brought back by my large adult offspring when they went to visit my home town of Caernarfon, in North Wales. It’s good coffee, so if you live nearby…
Disappointed to realise that today is not, in fact, Friday. It is Thursday, an extra day of capitalisming that I thought I'd already done.
Sunrise through our glass brick wall/window thing.
Went to the Cartier exhibition at the NGV. Pretty things, great craftsmanship, ostentatious and tasteless displays of extreme wealth. It’s got it all. Here’s some pictures of the ceilings because I liked them. #melbourne
Today is a listening to National Anthem day. The Radiohead one, not any particular nation's song. There's just something appropriate to my mood this morning about the persistent bassline plodding onwards while all around there is a cacopho…
Misty morning in the garden.
Nobody has informed the bees or the trees that it is winter here in Australia. #Bloomscrolling #bees
You may not realise it but this image depicts a triumph of human willpower. I did not eat the entire packet.
Leaf bones highlighted by raindrops.
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