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Followers
100
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
3
Avg engagement / post
3%
Engagement vs followers
Jul 2023
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: The speed of light is annoyingly slow. It's so slow that it mat · 8 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.96 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.8×
Follows 121 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Even among HP's less usable calculators, the 33S is a horrific aberration, both aesthetically and in terms of usability. The only positive thing I can say about it is that it has an RPN mode. I can't imagine how they allowed this to reach …
Franchise idea: Cyrano de Burger Shack
Whenever I see mention of GI Joe, I wonder if he had IBS.
Parasociopath relationships
♪♪ I have a structured datatype and I need code now! ♪♪
♪♪ Call A.I. Worthless, 192.168.0.1 ♪♪
♪♪ I have a structured datatype and I need code now ♪♪
That said, push the red button unless you, personally, want to die. Some people want to leave the world and they have their reasons. Respect their autonomy.
If you want to "save everyone", then go help to make the world a better place tha…
What happens if you refuse to push either the red or blue button? Can you opt out, or is this a hypothetical where you are forced to second guess everyone else's motivations or rationales? Because we already have enough of the latter in ou…
The degree to which people misunderstand the anthropic principle and where it is appropriate to apply it is so severe that I wish no one had ever proposed it, because it does far more to damage people's thinking than it serves to explain a…
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@briankrebs/116563409906012864
This has been an ongoing consideration for me for decades. It's not unlike every decision to upgrade and exchange one set of known bugs for another (potentially non-disjoint) set …
I made a comment about bilateral symmetry and people have been resharing it right and left.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Jul 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~3.0% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I'm encased in the lining of a pure pork sausage!
Seattle, WA
Works on free software, vintage watch repair.
Expect me to be pro union, acab, blm, antifa, lgbtqia+, sw rights, vaccines, science, open door immigration, and socialist or further left policy.
🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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